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Stoner Uncle And Baby Nephew Both Really Enjoying Dancing Fruits Video
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BRO IMAGINE THESE AS RAVE RISUALS: A stoner uncle has today bonded with his baby nephew over their shared delight of watching dancing fruit videos, as evident by peels of laughter heard from the living room.
Anthony Hynes, 29, a freelance graphic designer from Betoota Heights, is said to have dropped by unannounced to visit his sister Sarah this afternoon, when he soon became transfixed by the soothing tones and bouncing strawberries distracting little Jacob, 2 on the screen (known as mummy’s wind down hour).
Speaking to The Advocate, Anthony says he’s never seen anything like this shit before.
“Dude, next time my mates ask me to trip sit, I’m putting on this shit”, he says with a giggle, showing our reporter a fruit salad version of it, “it’s so soothing.”
“This would fucking pop off as rave visuals.”
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