EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Betoota ponds woman is believed to not only fulfilled but surpassed her duties as a best mate this afternoon, by offering up what might possibly be the perfect response to a hate filled rant.
Informing her boss that she needed to quickly duck out for an errand, Chloe Parker [25] is said to have been spotted doing laps around the block as her mate Leslie unloaded off on her ongoing drama with a new beauty therapist manager who was ‘doing her fucking head in.’
“I’m sick of these new fucking managers coming in and changing everything! It happens EVERY TIME CHLOE”, Leslie had ranted, not even bothering with a ‘hello.’
“This new chick yeah, comes in and starts saying she’ll have to train us to use this laser machine, that I’ve been using for fucking years.”
“And now we have to upsell the fuck to clients because our figures ‘aren’t high enough.’
“I’m the highest seller there cunt, don’t tell what to do.”
“OH, and we can’t put our own music on anymore, we have to listen to this dumb lofi shit.”
“I HATE HER.”
Letting out the occasional ‘hmm’ and ‘she sounds awful’, Chloe interrupts the rant to obtain some important information.
“What’s her name?”
“Oh, Amber.”
“That’s a stupid fucking name”, said Chloe, knowing that she probably would have given that response to any name.
“It is a stupid fucking name!”, agreed Leslie.
More to come.
