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A Betoota Heights agency worker has this week been a bit obvious about her pay raise, despite being urged by upper management to ‘keep it on the downlow.’

Obviously assuming her boss was warning her to not go around and sing from the tree tops, Francesca Harding [25] had celebrated her newfound raise by not only immediately purchasing hundreds of dollars worth of clothes to her workplace with a 24hr delivery (her apartment building is known for having thieves] but also sporting $800 worth of blonde highlights – the latter being the female equivalent of rocking up to work with some fresh kicks.

It’s alleged rumours had swirled when Francesca was seen having an hour long meeting with the boss last Friday morning, prompting her conspiratory coworkers to assume the high performer was getting a significant pay bump or promotion.

And correct they were!

“She didn’t need to shove it in our face”, snivels Jasmine, who’s been in a one sided hate fuelled rival with Francesca since she arrived, “it’s so rude.”

More to come.

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