“Top 10 Classic Sydney Pubs” Writes Inner-city Journo Whose Criteria Includes Quality Of Burrata And Imported Wine List
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTIn breaking news from one of the country’s most read metropolitan mastheads, potato wedges are out and polenta fries are in when it comes to the criteria for what makes a good pub.
The revelation comes as the SMH Good Food Guide put forward a list of the top watering holes in the Harbour Cesspit, a list...
Freelancer Using Pub As Personal Office Sticks To Two Schooners In The First Hour And One Every Hour After That
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local freeloader is believed to be pushing his luck today as he sets up his laptop in the bistro of a Betoota pub.
Damian Burns (32) is a self-described digital nomad, a bloke who writes for several food review publications including ‘Drink & Dine Diamantina’, our region’s premier foodie blog.
Given that he doesn’t have an office...
Take Away Joint In Industrial Precinct Serves Rare Hi-Vis Delicacy That Matches Patron’s Workwear
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA fish and chip shop located in Betoota’s industrial precinct has narrowly beaten a $6 banh mi vietnamese bakery as the most popular takeaway joint for tradies, its reported.
‘Jimmies Chop Shop’, which is known to offer everything from burgers, pies, parmis and random thai curries, is beloved amongst locals for both the large portion sizes and for cooking...
Local Woman Now At An Age Where House Parties Are Pretty Much Childcare Centres With Wine
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local woman has unfortunately found out the hard way that she’s officially reached the ‘serious adult’ age bracket, after attending a house aorty on the weekend left her feeling a little out of sorts.
Cara Flemming is alleged to have been invited to her friend’s housewarming Saturday afternoon, which she’d immediately garnered would include plenty of food,...
Local Girl Takes Friend’s Pram For A Spin To The Bar So She Can Order Off The Kids Menu
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local girl has managed to satisfy her craving for chicken nuggets this afternoon after pulling off a crafty manoeuvre at the pub.As a bachelorette in her early thirties, primary school teacher Karly Cookster has discovered that the easiest way to catch up with her mates with kids is to meet them at a big family-centric...
Local Bloke’s Commitment Issues So Bad Even His Beard Struggles To Make A Connection
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights bachelor has this week revealed his commitment issues have manifested at a cellular level, as he admits even his beard struggles to make a connection.
At age thirty eight, Lucas Cuthbert, says it’s not his fault he’s in the prime of his life, and that he’s sure he’ll settle down and have kids by the time...
World’s Most Boring Man Switches Laptop Camera Off When Not In Use
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn a completely unnecessary measure in cyber security, the world’s most boring man has switched his laptop camera off as he doesn’t need it on right now and anybody could be watching.Betoota local Tim Smith (35) takes his job at the council very seriously which is why he takes certain measures to ensure cyber terrorists do not hack...
Woman Who Refuses To Fart In Front Of BF Unaware He’s Heard Her Give An Absolute Performance In Her Sleep
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who reckons her boyfriend has ‘never heard her fart’ in the four years they’ve been together, is revealed to do quite a lot of the one cheek squeak in her sleep, which would absolutely mortify her if she ever found out the truth.
The woman in question, Addison Donahue , says that ‘maintaining the mystery’ has been...
Man Finally Gives Up On Having A Conversation With Himself On Woman’s DM
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTAfter months of waiting for a response, a man in his mid-20s has finally given up on the conversation he’d been having with himself on a woman’s DM.
It was around 1am when Brad assumed it would be a good idea to slide into a potential love interest’s DMs with a line he claims never fails ‘hey, you...
Potential Move To London Sees Bloke Use Facebook To Connect With Great-Aunt And Her Very Desirable Couch
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTBradley White-Dickerson has never given much of a shit about his family history.Having grown up in the leafy streets of Betoota Grove on the rich side of town, Bradley has always assumed he comes from money, but never really bothered to find out why his Dad has an embroidered portrait of the family coat of arms...
