US rapper Ludacris advises Turnbull to ‘move bitch, get out tha way’ after meeting in New York

"I'm so embarrassed. I called him Snoop," said the PM.

US rapper Ludacris advises Turnbull to ‘move bitch, get out tha way’ after meeting in New York

22 September, 2016. 13:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact SOUTHERN RAP SENSATION LUDACRIS had some choice words for the Australian prime minister last in New York after the pair shook hands at a meet and greet hosted by Melbournese businessman Antony Pratt. The heir to the Visy cardboard empire threw a party for the Liberal […]

Angelina Jolie Spotted With New Aussie Toy Boy, Former Spin Bowler Shane Warne

"He has... quite a lot of (sic) stamina"

Angelina Jolie Spotted With New Aussie Toy Boy, Former Spin Bowler Shane Warne

22 September, 2016. 15:00 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Recently single Hollywood superstar, Angelina Jolie, didn’t appear too heartbroken by her imminent divorce to third husband Brad Pitt overnight. The 41-year-old was seen leaving a high end LA restuarant last night with a man who is rumoured to be her newest sexual conquest, Australian spin […]

Perth Man In London Stoked To Find Pub With Cheap £11 Pints

"This is the cheapest piss I've ever come across in my life," he explained.

Perth Man In London Stoked To Find Pub With Cheap £11 Pints

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Western Australia is home to the highest rates of ‘wanderlust’ in the country, prompting the youth to travel far and wide before they return home to roost. One of the main reasons why young Western Australians yearn for the unknown is the prohibitive cost of getting blind in the Perth, their […]

Study Confirms That Batman’s Superpower Is Actually Just White Privilege

"He has a new car almost every week and no one is suspicious of how he made his money - because he is a well-dressed white man in a suit," she said.

Study Confirms That Batman’s Superpower Is Actually Just White Privilege

10 September, 2016. 10:15CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The writers of the iconic DC films and comic superhero franchise, Batman, have today confirmed that the long held myth that the character doesn’t have any superpowers is actually incorrect. The fictional superhero of Batman has appeared in American comic books since first appearing in Detective Comics #27 in May 1939, the character […]

Stuttering man fulfills lifelong dream of knocking Adam Sandler out

"T-t-t-today you die, y-y-y-you fu-u-ucking, cun-n-nt!" he yelled.

Stuttering man fulfills lifelong dream of knocking Adam Sandler out

7 September, 2016. 15:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact ENJOYING HIS FIRST HOLIDAY in nearly a decade, Michael McGarvey and his new wife thought it was time to pack up and the sample the easy life. Landing in Los Angeles last week, the 34-year-old television news producer quickly went to work switching off and […]

Man Made Famous By Condescending Facial Expression In Popular Meme, Dies

"He made me my memes so much danker."

Man Made Famous By Condescending Facial Expression In Popular Meme, Dies

30 August, 2015 10:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Gene Wilder, the American actor and model who was made famous by the ‘Condescending Wonka’ meme, died Monday at his home in Stamford, Conn. His nephew said he died of complications from Alzheimer’s disease. He was 83. Millions of meme-creators around the world have paid tribute to Mr Wilder through […]

China denies their census night DDoS attack was in response to the Mack Horton controversy

The Red Dragon released a statement earlier, saying they had a different motivation for breaking our internet last night.

China denies their census night DDoS attack was in response to the Mack Horton controversy

10 August, 2015. 12:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact IF YOU TRIED TO complete your census online last night, chances are you weren’t able to. Not because our current internet infrastructure was put in the ground when Australia’s young men were still bayonetting the Japanese in South East Asia. Not because we weren’t prepared […]

Guardian Reporters Trying Their Best Not To Acknowledge That Trump Is Going To Win This Thing

Guardian Reporters Trying Their Best Not To Acknowledge That Trump Is Going To Win This Thing

22 July, 2016 14:45 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following both the Republican and Democratic Conventions, as well as the recent DNC wikileaks emails, political reporters from The Guardian are now trying their very best to cover the US Presidential election without acknowledging the fact that Donald Trump is almost a sure bet to win this thing. […]

FBI Re-Opens Investigation Into Who Really Killed Harambe

"There's a lot of people who are quite emotionally invested in this investigation, myself included"

FBI Re-Opens Investigation Into Who Really Killed Harambe

21 July, 2016 14:45 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Bureau Of Investigations is reopening an investigation of possible mishandling of classified information by Hillary Clinton and her top aides after the Department of Justice decided not to pursue charges against her for the cold-blooded murder of Harambe the Gorilla. FBI spokesman Brian Jaginsky announced the probe into Clinton’s […]

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