Betoota cowboy features on Humans of New York after meeting Hamish Blake

Betoota cowboy features on Humans of New York after meeting Hamish Blake

21 December, 2014. 14:03 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact PROFESSIONAL BULL RIDER and Betoota local, Alex Whippett, has appeared on the global internet sensation Humans of New York – only a day after running in to Hamish Blake. Whippett was in town for the Professional Bull Riders (PBR) Monster Energy Buck off at Madison […]

Australia is the first country to deny visa to playboy misogynist Dan Bilzerian

Australia is the first country to deny visa to playboy misogynist Dan Bilzerian

11 December, 2014. 12:14 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | clancy@betootaadvocate.com Only weeks after revoking the visa of self professed ‘pick up artist’ Julien Blanc, Immigration Minister, Scott Morrison has controversially denied a temporary visa to social media kingpin Dan Bilzerian after a video emerged of him kicking a woman in the face in a Miami nightclub. […]

Cosby responds to allegations: “Sexual assault victims say the darndest things”

Cosby responds to allegations: “Sexual assault victims say the darndest things”

DARRYL SEYMOUR | Gossip Guru | CONTACT The Betoota Advocate can today reveal, comedian Bill Cosby’s first ever attempt to publicly address sexual assault allegations that have come to light over the last year. Cosby, a former sitcom superstar and much-loved television host, has found decades of fame and fortune through his unique style of family-friendly comedy. […]

The Walking Dead writers confirm Method Man will play “Interchangeable Black Male #4”

The Walking Dead writers confirm Method Man will play “Interchangeable Black Male #4”

24 November, 2014 15:38 DARRYL SEYMOUR | Entertainment and Gossip Guru | dazza@betootaadvocate.com WRITERS from the AMC zombie-action television series, The Walking Dead, have today confirmed a surprise addition to the cast in the way of a “new black lead character with an attitude” – to replace the void left by the last three black male leads who […]

Ireland panics about the @SedgyFergo virus

Ireland panics about the @SedgyFergo virus

21 November, 2014. 12:56 ELLIS THOMPSON | UK Correspondent | e.thompson@betootaadvocate.com MILLIONS of “single losers” around the world were able to exhale in relief after discovering the social media superstar ‘@SedgyFergo’ had been released from Newcastle General Hospitals quarantine unit, pending a mandatory six months close supervision. Both @sedgyfergo and her management have been working hard to console her […]

Ladbrokes in hot water after offering odds on next celebrity sex scandal

Ladbrokes in hot water after offering odds on next celebrity sex scandal

20 November, 2014. 12:39 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | errol@betootaadvocate.com BRITISH-BASED GAMING company Ladbrokes has been heavily criticised overnight after offering odds on which Australian personality will be the next to be caught up in a sex scandal. The page was quickly taken down by gambling regulators and Ladbrokes says they’ve launched an internal investigation. […]

Brits panic as famous ‘Snapchat’ model is placed in quarantine

Brits panic as famous ‘Snapchat’ model is placed in quarantine

19 November, 2014. 11:56 ELLIS THOMPSON | UK Correspondent | e.thompson@betootaadvocate.com As of two hours ago, the Accident and Emergency Unit in the Newcastle General Hospital have officially activated their quarantine unit for the first time in five years. It can be confirmed by both hospital spokespeople and community leaders that the patient at the centre of today’s hysteria […]

Melanesian pirates and RAAF attack Russian flotilla in Coral Sea

Melanesian pirates and RAAF attack Russian flotilla in Coral Sea

13 November, 2014. 13:25 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | errol@betootaadvocate.com A BIPARTISAN STRIKE by Solomon Islands-based pirates and Australian fighter aircrafts on the Russian warships in the Coral Sea was executed this afternoon. – German newspaper Die Spiegel was the first to report that Australia may be at a de-facto state of war with the Russian […]

Anthony Kiedis highlights danger of soy milk

Anthony Kiedis highlights danger of soy milk

11 November, 2014. 10:03 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact RED HOT CHILLI Pepper’s front man Anthony Kiedis has revealed for the first time that he has grown a breast as a result of soy milk over-consumption. Doctors have told the 52-year-old that the soy has created a hormonal imbalance which has lead to him […]