The New Face Of Aussies That Don’t Look Like Aussies On Death Row

The New Face Of Aussies That Don’t Look Like Aussies On Death Row

29 April, 2015. 11:35 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor [email protected] After an extremely emotionally-draining year, Australian death penalty advocates are today holding their heads up high as two Aussies were executed – after months of campaigning for a punishment that has been illegal in our country for half a century. Overnight, Andrew Chan and Myuran Sukumaran were executed by firing squad […]

Hillary Clinton Prepares For Oval Office By Browsing Through List Of Male Interns

Hillary Clinton Prepares For Oval Office By Browsing Through List Of Male Interns

21 April, 2015. 16:35 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor [email protected]   Hillary Clinton’s announcement that she will enter the 2016 race for the White House came in a two-minute video released in a social media blitz, in which she told the US public she wanted to be their “champion”. As well as stating “this is my […]

Leading feminist reveals why men are more important than ever

Leading feminist reveals why men are more important than ever

13 April, 2015. 15:06 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact ONE OF THE WORLD’S most prominent feminists has outlined the need for men in the future during a landmark speech this morning in London. Germaine Greer, best known for her seminal classic The Female Eunuch and harsh criticism of Steve Irwin, revealed today that only men […]

PETA Hires Former Kodak Directors To Guide Organisation Further Into Irrelevance

PETA Hires Former Kodak Directors To Guide Organisation Further Into Irrelevance

10 April, 2015. 10:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor [email protected] A MEMBER OF AUSTRALIAN ROCK BAND, I Killed The Prom Queen, has this week appeared in a new anti-wool campaign solicited and funded by animal rights group, PETA. The poster that Adelaide-based guitarist Jona Weinhofen appeared in has suggested that farmers who shear lambs are committing the highest […]

Health Supplement Pyramid Schemes Replace ISIS As Most Dangerous Online Recruiter

"If this supplement sales system was the easiest way to earn a dollar... Then why are there people working in factories to package it?"

Health Supplement Pyramid Schemes Replace ISIS As Most Dangerous Online Recruiter

NICK HUGHES-DENUTO | Health and Wellbeing | Contact A former executive salesman and “Black diamond earner” for the controversial workout supplement Isis-Genix, Michael Schnell spoke to the Betoota Advocate today about his time in the fast-lane of shady “health and wellbeing” pyramid schemes. “Essentially it uses the same basic principles of recruiting followers into a cult, they target […]

Turkish extremist not really keen on showing his face while toying with human life

Turkish extremist not really keen on showing his face while toying with human life

1 April, 2015. 12:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact   A suspected member of a far-left militant group behind the live hostage situation involving a Turkish prosecutor in an Istanbul courthouse, is not really that keen on people seeing the lower half of his face, according to reports. While reportedly demanding that the police officer allegedly […]

White person intentionally kills 150 people in terrifying act of poor mental health

White person intentionally kills 150 people in terrifying act of poor mental health

27 March, 2015. 15:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The co-pilot of the Germanwings flight that crashed in the French Alps, named as Andreas Lubitz, appeared to want to “destroy the plane”, officials say. Lead investigator, Scott Minto has cited information from the “black box” voice recorder, saying the co-pilot was alone in the cockpit […]

Dan Bilzerian opens up about his crippling “mummy issues”

Dan Bilzerian opens up about his crippling “mummy issues”

14 March, 2015 12:38 DARRYL SEYMOUR | Gossip Guru [email protected] I inherited all my money, this life I live is actually quite a hollow existence. Young men around the world worship Dan Bilzerian and it is no surprise. He’s a social media celebrity that lives an enviable life. He is a high-stakes gambler who drives an […]

Why Australia is better than the USA at killing unarmed black men

Why Australia is better than the USA at killing unarmed black men

INGRID DOULTON | Professor of Women’s Issues | [email protected] Since late last year, Middle-America has revisited an uncomfortable phase of citizen unrest reminiscent of the early 1990’s. Video footage and viral campaigns that highlight police brutality has had a pressure-cooker effect on many disadvantaged American communities as well as their supporters. These tensions appeared to climax in […]

Why smuggling 8.3kg of heroin is worse than detonating 1,020 kg of TNT in a nightclub

Why smuggling 8.3kg of heroin is worse than detonating 1,020 kg of TNT in a nightclub

5 March, 2015. 11:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | [email protected] The notoriously fair, uncorrupt and apolitical justice system of Indonesia have this week clarified one thing that will resonate with many around the world. That is: Smuggling high quality heroin from Indonesia, back into your home country, is far worse for our people than a spree of […]