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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Buckingham Palace photographers have today faced a mad scramble, after leaving an important job until the last minute. With the eve of Queen Elizabeth II's Platinum Jubilee arriving, the people in charge of photographing her have had to pull out all stops. In charge of creating the incredibly curated happy snaps for royal enthusiasts to enjoy, the photographers have...

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has leaned into some schooner diplomacy this afternoon, mustering the courage to follow up with Joe Biden about launching the NRL season in Los Angeles. After knocking back several glass jars at the Henson Park Hotel in Marrickville, it’s believed Albo has added both American President Joe Biden and former Gladiator Russell Crowe...

Due to the nation’s controversial and oppressive gun restrictions, no one has died as a result of a mass-shooting from an automatic or semi-automatic weapon on Australian soil today, for the 9,523rd day in a row. North Betoota cinema attendant, Christina Upton can’t believe it has been a whole 26 years and 30 days since a heavily armed white Australian male...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a world-first, a Random Souths Guy has been spotted at a huge international meeting today. The spotting of the infamous sporting character came at the Quad meeting in Tokyo. The Quadrilateral Security Dialogue is a group of four democratic countries (Australia, India, Japan and the United States), and is an organisation formed to try and create a free...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Defence Minister Peter Dutton has dragged the election news cycle away from his bumbling leader Scott Morrison today, by banging the drums of war and accusing China of an 'act of aggression'. According to intelligence officials, a Chinese naval ship has been tracked off the West Australian coast, which is definitely something that all Australians should keep in mind...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An American citizen has this month revealed a sensational u-turn in regards to his position on personal freedom. Area man from some middle American state, Aaron Williams has explained to The Advocate that he is now no longer as passionate about people's rights as he was a year ago. This follows the leaking of a Supreme Court opinion...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The so-called United States of America has once again reminded the wolrd, that they are only the land of the free for certain sections of society. This reminder comes in the form of a leaked Supreme Court opinion which reveals it is set to get rid of the precedent that guarantees abortion as a constitutional right. The court...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The unfolding security and diplomacy situation in the Pacific region has worsened again today, with a major development breaking across the dutch. After weeks of concern about China building a military base in the Solomon Islands, it can now be revealed that New Zealand and China have agreed to a historic security pact. Under the pact, New Zealand...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After two years of closed borders due to the pandemic, it seems Australia's recent climate-changed aided weather patterns are doing very little to encourage wide-eyed young foreigners back to our shores. Whether they are ustudents that come from disgustingly wealthy Oligarch families that pay one of our universities $250,000 in cash for an undergraduate degree, or they make up...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT America's Central Intellegnece Agency has today revealed an interesting to plan to try and settle things down in Eastern Europe. After talking a big game about standing up to Russia and China, but doing nothing other than imposing sanctions and selling trillions of dollars of arms to the global community, America is apparently hoping to sneak a modern...