Future Of Human Race Now Solely Dependant On Disengaged White People

"I don't really care to be honest. If it's raining, I won't vote."

Future Of Human Race Now Solely Dependant On Disengaged White People

23 June, 2016 11:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With three Western world economies making their way to the polls in 2016, it appears that the future of planet Earth is resting on the opinions of a trans-national community of people who would much prefer to watch reality television than the news. While Great Britain decided earlier this year […]

Australian Girl Living In New York Not Actually Carrie Fucking Bradshaw

"Danny DeVito came into the cafe while I was working the other day. Its moments like that when you remember that you actually are living in New York, New York."

Australian Girl Living In New York Not Actually Carrie Fucking Bradshaw

24 June, 2016 09:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 24-year-old Sydney girl, Sally Goucher, is finally coming to terms with the fact that she is not Carrie Bradshaw. Despite living in a brownstone on East 73rd street in the Upper East Side of Manhattan, Ms Goucher is in no way living a life as glamorous as the one […]

Bernard Fanning, Wally Lewis Join Long List Of Queenslanders Calling For A “Quexit”

Bernard Fanning, Wally Lewis Join Long List Of Queenslanders Calling For A “Quexit”

21 June, 2016 13:40 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former frontman of Powderfinger, Bernard Fanning, and Queensland rugby league icon Wally Lewis are the latest high-profile Queenslanders to lend their support to the growing “Quexit” movement – it has been confirmed. Speaking to fellow ‘Quexit’ ambassador, Karl Stefanovic, on the Channel Nine TODAY show this morning, both […]

World’s largest nuclear arsenal to be controlled by menopausal woman or Hillary Clinton

Is this the end of the world, or the beginning of a new one?

World’s largest nuclear arsenal to be controlled by menopausal woman or Hillary Clinton

6 June, 2016. 13:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THE HEARTS OF HIPSTERS and perverts around the world are filled with pangs of sadness this afternoon as Hillary Clinton officially won the Democratic nomination in California. Capitulating like a Bangladeshi cricket team, Bernie Sanders is refusing to give in until the very last moment […]

Joe Hockey responds to budget by throwing television off embassy balcony

The outburst has claimed a heritage-listed Dick Smith television.

Joe Hockey responds to budget by throwing television off embassy balcony

4 May, 2016. 15:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact IN A RARE LAPSE OF judgement, former treasurer turned ambassador Joe Hockey was seen throwing a television off a fourth story balcony yesterday as Scott Morrison delivered his first address on the nation’s chequebook. The Dick Smith brand 52-inch plasma was about to receive a […]

Cardinal George Pell named Time Magazine Coward of the Year

A great honour and responsibility.

Cardinal George Pell named Time Magazine Coward of the Year

23 April, 2016. 16:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THOUGH TYPICALLY AWARDED AT the end of each year, the publishers of Time have announced the international coward of year eight months early. The editor of the magazine was apparently confident that the most cowardly thing that’s going to happen this year has already happened. Cardinal […]

Lebanese Authorities Don’t Seem To Understand Tara Brown Is Kind Of A Big Deal

"I doubt 60 Minutes is rating very well nowadays" said one policeman.

Lebanese Authorities Don’t Seem To Understand Tara Brown Is Kind Of A Big Deal

10 April, 2016. 13:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following a bungled child snatch in Lebanon, a 60 Minutes crew and the mother at the centre of at trans-national custody battle, are spending their third night behind bars, as Australian diplomats work for their release. However, what the Lebanese authorities don’t seem to understand is […]

WOW! This Filthy Tap In The Slums Of Mumbai The Key To Instant Weight Loss

After amazing success in the UK, North America and Canada, the most effective new weight loss craze is finally making its way to Australia!

WOW! This Filthy Tap In The Slums Of Mumbai The Key To Instant Weight Loss

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After amazing success in the UK, North America and Canada, the most effective new weight loss craze is finally making its way to Australia! Everyone seems to be talking about Dharavi Tap Water Program! (also known as Spitty Bum Fat Burner)  – It is said to be a “Dual Action Fat Buster” that […]

Shannon Noll Linked To Panama Papers Money Laundering Scandal

Shannon Noll Linked To Panama Papers Money Laundering Scandal

6 April, 2016. 10:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 2003 Australian Idol runner-up, Shannon Noll is believed to be hiding out at his family farm in Condobolin today, after leaked tax documents known as the Panama Papers revealed accusations that he and his wife used an offshore firm to allegedly hide million-dollar investments. The unprecedented leak […]

Reclaim Australia Endorses Hillary Clinton For President Of The World

Reclaim Australia Endorses Hillary Clinton For President Of The World

5 April, 2016. 18:15 PADDY MUNRO | Contributor | CONTACT In a surprise move, local patriot Daryn Lynch passionately defended his support for US presidential candidate Hillary Clinton at the Pastorla Hotel last night. The Reclaim Australia member had previously announced support for republican front-runner Donald Trump, but last night changed sides after learning of Clinton’s unimpeachable record of […]

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