CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Jesus Christ’s much-anticipated return has been stalled, it has been revealed by the 2059 year old religious figure today. The son of God says he worries that in this particular political climate, his messages will be misinterpreted as an assault on the religion that he pretty much started. It is believed that his previous life as […]
14 March, 2016. 10:12 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Pope Francis broke with Vatican protocol this morning to announce via Twitter that the Son of God, Jesus Christ of Nazareth (33), prefers drinking Fosters Light Ice after a long day of performing miricles – shooting down any hope South Australian brewer Coopers had that […]
"It should have been me up there"
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Producers of the ABC’s ‘Please Like Me’ have today accused the winner of the 89th Academy Award’s Best Picture, ‘Moonlight’, of plagiarising the life of Josh Thomas. Moonlight, which tells the morally and formally challenging story about a young gay black man journeying from bullied child to troubled teen to gangsta is ‘undeniably similar’ to […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hacksaw Ridge star and former Northern Beaches rugby league prodigy, Luke Bracey has arrived at the 88th annual Academy Awards red carpet still clutching a 440ml can of Woodstock bourbon and cola, that he somehow managed to sneak into the maxi taxi after pre drinks. The 27-year-old actor described the media storm […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hollywood star Ben Affleck has today revealed that he’s very excited to be working on a cool new movie that stars him as the main star who is able to evade authorities and bad guys while also picking up chicks who are very hot. The film, which is based off a script […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The half-brother of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has been assassinated at an airport in Kuala Lumpur, telling medical workers before he died that he forgot to put a coaster over his schooner before going to the bathroom, a Malaysian official has said. Kim Jong-nam, 46, was targeted on Monday in the […]
PUTNEY SWOPE| Personal Lives Of Notable People | CONTACT In these trying times fraught with political turmoil and imminent conflict of an already divided people, a new hope stands on the horizon. With Beyonce and Jay Z announcing the arrival of twins, it has been prophesized that they shall bring balance to the Force. Sources suggest […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Initially thought to be choosing a conservative judge, willing to shape the court for years to come on issues like abortion and gun and religious rights, President Donald Trump has today shocked congress by unveiling his pick for a lifetime job on the U.S. Supreme Court. His 11-year-old son, Barron Trump. The powerless […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT President Donald Trump has today begun his roll-out of the new Muslim Registry, aimed at identifying every Muslim person in the country. Speaking to a select few journalists from a select few media outlets that he feels report on him correctly, Trump has said Muslims in America have nothing to worry about. […]
VP Mike Pence, chief of staff Reince Priebus, his son-in-law Jared Kushner and top advisor and former far-right website owner Steve Bannon were all present to soak in the monumental victory.
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Donald Trump today banned the US government from giving funding to health groups that offer counselling surrounding health issues that involve women’s private parts, such as their pussies. The President signed an order reinstating the “global gag rule”, which denies US foreign aid to groups who “perform or actively promote […]