Piss Cutting Legend At European Hostel Can’t Even Remember Budapest

Piss Cutting Legend At European Hostel Can’t Even Remember Budapest

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Hostel room bars and common areas are often places where young folk can meet interesting people from different countries and walks of life. However, they are also often the scene of some horrendous chat. The hostel legend or self-described ‘lewse goose’ is a culprit often responsible for nauseating self-indulged […]

Jesus Christ Tells Tony Abbott That Whatever Happens Tomorrow Was All Part Of God’s Plan

Jesus Christ Tells Tony Abbott That Whatever Happens Tomorrow Was All Part Of God’s Plan

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The former Prime Minister has been locked in high-level talks with his mentor, the Son of God, this afternoon ahead of the results of the same-sex marriage which will be released tomorrow. Jesus of Nazareth, better known by his stage name Jesus Christ, told The Advocate that he spoke to Tony Abbott at […]

US Only Country To Not Join Paris Agreement As ISIS Pledges To Reduce Emissions By 2020

US Only Country To Not Join Paris Agreement As ISIS Pledges To Reduce Emissions By 2020

KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT In a stunning turn of events, ISIS have come out and pledged to reduce carbon emissions by the year 2020, leaving the United States as the only country not committed to helping reduce the risks of environmental catastrophe. “The goal of reducing the human impact of climate change is one which is deeply […]

Alf From Home And Away Recognised As Last Respectable Male Celebrity On Earth

Alf From Home And Away Recognised As Last Respectable Male Celebrity On Earth

KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT With the spate of sexual harassment allegations stunning Hollywood over the last few weeks, the Hollywood Reporter has confirmed today that ‘Alf Stewart’ from Home and Away is now officially the last remaining male celebrity on Earth worthy of our respect and admiration. The loveable old rogue, who has been a mainstay […]

Ride In Vietnamese Cyclo Fails To Cheer Up Malcolm Turnbull

Ride In Vietnamese Cyclo Fails To Cheer Up Malcolm Turnbull

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the Coalition is set to head to a second byelection and the Trans-Pacific Partnership lies in ruins, Malcolm Turnbull told his Chief-of-Staff to hail a cyclo. The Prime Minister thought a quick spin in one of Vietnam’s most popular methods of transport might be able to cheer him […]

Makes Sense

Makes Sense

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The recent allegations regarding an iconic NYC comedian actually isn’t that hard to believe, when you look at the shit he’s spent twenty years making jokes about. HBO says Louis C.K. will not appear on its upcoming autism benefit show “Night of Too Many Stars.” The cable network also says it is removing […]

Bill Cosby And Harvey Weinstein Also Come Out As Gay

Bill Cosby And Harvey Weinstein Also Come Out As Gay

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former well-liked Hollywood icons, Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein have today taken the opportunity to tell the world that they are gay, in an attempt to quell the media attention surrounding their respective non-gay sexual harassment and abuse  allegations within the industry. The seemingly protected and well-known actions of both men over […]

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