Jesus Christ Reconsiders Return Amid Fears That His Followers Will Call Him An ‘SJW’

Jesus Christ Reconsiders Return Amid Fears That His Followers Will Call Him An ‘SJW’

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Jesus Christ’s much-anticipated return has been stalled, it has been revealed by the 2059 year old religious figure today. The son of God says he worries that in this particular political climate, his messages will be misinterpreted as an assault on the religion that he pretty much started. It is believed that his previous life as […]

Pope takes to Twitter to announce Jesus prefers Light Ice

Pope takes to Twitter to announce Jesus prefers Light Ice

14 March, 2016. 10:12 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Pope Francis broke with Vatican protocol this morning to announce via Twitter that the Son of God, Jesus Christ of Nazareth (33), prefers drinking Fosters Light Ice after a long day of performing miricles – shooting down any hope South Australian brewer Coopers had that […]

Oscar Award-Winning ‘Moonlight’ Accused Of Plagiarising Josh Thomas’s ‘Please Like Me’

"It should have been me up there"

Oscar Award-Winning ‘Moonlight’ Accused Of Plagiarising Josh Thomas’s ‘Please Like Me’

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Producers of the ABC’s ‘Please Like Me’ have today accused the winner of the 89th Academy Award’s Best Picture, ‘Moonlight’, of plagiarising the life of Josh Thomas. Moonlight, which tells the morally and formally challenging story about a young gay black man journeying from bullied child to troubled teen to gangsta is ‘undeniably similar’ to […]

Luke Bracey Arrives At Oscars Red Carpet Still Holding 440ML Woodstock From Pre Drinks

Luke Bracey Arrives At Oscars Red Carpet Still Holding 440ML Woodstock From Pre Drinks

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hacksaw Ridge star and former Northern Beaches rugby league prodigy, Luke Bracey has arrived at the 88th annual Academy Awards red carpet still clutching a 440ml can of Woodstock bourbon and cola, that he somehow managed to sneak into the maxi taxi after pre drinks. The 27-year-old actor described the media storm […]

Police Confirm Kim Jong-Un’s Brother Forgot To Put A Coaster On His Schooner Before Taking A Piss

Police Confirm Kim Jong-Un’s Brother Forgot To Put A Coaster On His Schooner Before Taking A Piss

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The half-brother of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has been assassinated at an airport in Kuala Lumpur, telling medical workers before he died that he forgot to put a coaster over his schooner before going to the bathroom, a Malaysian official has said. Kim Jong-nam, 46, was targeted on Monday in the […]

Beyonce’s Unborn Twins To Bring Balance Back To The Force

Beyonce’s Unborn Twins To Bring Balance Back To The Force

PUTNEY SWOPE| Personal Lives Of Notable People | CONTACT In these trying times fraught with political turmoil and imminent conflict of an already divided people, a new hope stands on the horizon. With Beyonce and Jay Z announcing the arrival of twins, it has been prophesized that they shall bring balance to the Force. Sources suggest […]

Barron Trump Put Forward As Presidential Nominee For Supreme Court Judge

Barron Trump Put Forward As Presidential Nominee For Supreme Court Judge

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Initially thought to be choosing a conservative judge, willing to shape the court for years to come on issues like abortion and gun and religious rights, President Donald Trump has today shocked congress by unveiling his pick for a lifetime job on the U.S. Supreme Court. His 11-year-old son, Barron Trump. The powerless […]

Trump Decides To Make It Harder For Women To Let Doctors Grab Them By The Pussy

VP Mike Pence, chief of staff Reince Priebus, his son-in-law Jared Kushner and top advisor and former far-right website owner Steve Bannon were all present to soak in the monumental victory.

Trump Decides To Make It Harder For Women To Let Doctors Grab Them By The Pussy

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Donald Trump today banned the US government from giving funding to health groups that offer counselling surrounding health issues that involve women’s private parts, such as their pussies. The President signed an order reinstating the “global gag rule”, which denies US foreign aid to groups who “perform or actively promote […]

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