CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT President Donald Trump has today turned his attention to another hostile overseas region that has been the centre of anti-American, anti-Authoritative rhetoric. The former-reality TV host and current world leader has said that he’s received intelligence about a prominent figure in Queensland’s South-East corner that has been making wild threats of […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT During his current visit to India to meet with state leaders and the humble director of our government’s favourite multinational mining corporation, Guatam Adani, Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has quickly signed off on the coal magnates request to use up to six CH-47 Chinook heavylift helicopters to briefly airlift Uluru. Just in […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Trump administration says Syria is already looking “much much better” after a dramatic intervention triggered by a horrific gas attack on civilians, which the US says was carried out by the President Bashar al-Assad. “It’s looking great” says Trump press secretary Sean Spicer. “The USA has already brought peace to millions […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An horrific sarin gas attack on the town of Khan Sheikhoun has resulted in a bout of confusion for a young Syrian child whose entire family was horrifically killed for no reason. While the kid says he knows the terrorists are evil, he’s not sure who’s supposed to be the good guys […]
"People don't want to see death and destruction in newspapers and magazines," said one senior executive. "They want to see fun things."
4 April, 2017. 11:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Speaking to The Advocate this afternoon from the northern Syrian city of Jisr Ash-Shugur, a freelance reporter has hit back at claims made by various media commentators that nobody cares about the conflict, saying that many of his articles receive up to a dozen unique pageviews. Payne O’Hourigan […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Jesus Christ’s much-anticipated return has been stalled, it has been revealed by the 2059 year old religious figure today. The son of God says he worries that in this particular political climate, his messages will be misinterpreted as an assault on the religion that he pretty much started. It is believed that his previous life as […]
14 March, 2016. 10:12 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Pope Francis broke with Vatican protocol this morning to announce via Twitter that the Son of God, Jesus Christ of Nazareth (33), prefers drinking Fosters Light Ice after a long day of performing miricles – shooting down any hope South Australian brewer Coopers had that […]
"It should have been me up there"
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Producers of the ABC’s ‘Please Like Me’ have today accused the winner of the 89th Academy Award’s Best Picture, ‘Moonlight’, of plagiarising the life of Josh Thomas. Moonlight, which tells the morally and formally challenging story about a young gay black man journeying from bullied child to troubled teen to gangsta is ‘undeniably similar’ to […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hacksaw Ridge star and former Northern Beaches rugby league prodigy, Luke Bracey has arrived at the 88th annual Academy Awards red carpet still clutching a 440ml can of Woodstock bourbon and cola, that he somehow managed to sneak into the maxi taxi after pre drinks. The 27-year-old actor described the media storm […]
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hollywood star Ben Affleck has today revealed that he’s very excited to be working on a cool new movie that stars him as the main star who is able to evade authorities and bad guys while also picking up chicks who are very hot. The film, which is based off a script […]