Report: Bout Time Chris O’Donnell Got Another Gig, Don’t Ya Reckon?

Report: Bout Time Chris O’Donnell Got Another Gig, Don’t Ya Reckon?

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the BIMDB (Betoota Internet Movie Database) has found that it’s probably time for poor old Chris O’Donnell to get cast in a major movie. Born in 1970, Chris O’Donnell is a once-pretty-famous American actor. He stared alongside Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman, D’Artagnan in The Three Musketeers, Jack Foley in the drama […]

Australia Pretends They Know How Winter Olympics Snowboarding Is Scored

Australia Pretends They Know How Winter Olympics Snowboarding Is Scored

 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Arguably the most, and only, exciting event at the 2018 Winter Olympics is currently underway. The snowboarding final. That is, of course, from an Australian perspective, as the nation currently gets behind our potential gold medal snowboarding sensation Scotty James. The men’s snowboarding halfpipe final appears to be a battle in three between […]

Julian Assange Says He’s Being Denied Access To The Latest Editions Of Wisden’s Cricket Monthly

Julian Assange Says He’s Being Denied Access To The Latest Editions Of Wisden’s Cricket Monthly

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A bereft Julian Assange has taken to his Juliet balcony in London’s Knightsbridge district this morning to lash out at the UK Government for denying him basic human rights. Among the accusations was the claim that the government has conspired against him to prevent the latest editions of Wisden’s Cricket […]

Canberra Man Living Overseas Gives Up And Says He’s From Sydney

Canberra Man Living Overseas Gives Up And Says He’s From Sydney

PHIL LeCHOISE | Overseas | CONTACT Liam Webb is a proud Canberran. He grew up there, went to school there, and even decided to stay in Canberra for university. Liam is quick to sing Canberra’s praises, and gets defensive when his out of state friends tease him about Canberra not being a real city. “It’s very easy to […]

Philadelphia Eagles Fans Show Love For Their City By Setting Fire To It

Philadelphia Eagles Fans Show Love For Their City By Setting Fire To It

KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT A Philadelphia native and die-hard Eagles fan is losing his mind today after the Eagles’ stunning Super Bowl victory over the New England Patriots yesterday, and his celebrating the historic occasion by rioting and burning down the city he’s loved for his whole life Mike Trenton, a 37 year old father of four, […]

Democrats Say Oprah Is Plan B For 2020 Election If Hillary Doesn’t Feel Up To It Again

Democrats Say Oprah Is Plan B For 2020 Election If Hillary Doesn’t Feel Up To It Again

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The leftist fake-news rumour mill has gone into overdrive today speculating that former talk show host and one of the most influential people on the planet, Oprah Winfrey could run for US president as a Democratic candidate in 2020, after her incredible speech at the Golden Globe awards in Los Angeles. While Oprah’s celebrity status […]

Kazakhstan Vows To Improve Internet Services After Being Compared To Australia

Kazakhstan Vows To Improve Internet Services After Being Compared To Australia

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Dauren Abayev, the Kazak minister of communications, spat out his tea and vodka this morning after discovering his nation’s internet service is on-par with that of Australia’s. Immediately summoning his subordinates, Mr Abayev cursed and spat at them for letting the infrastructure deteriorate to the point where they’re in danger of being mocked by every other […]

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