Kim Jong-Un responds to Trump’s ‘Rocket Man’ insults by calling him ‘Tiny Dancer’

Kim Jong-Un responds to Trump’s ‘Rocket Man’ insults by calling him ‘Tiny Dancer’

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Dear Leader of The Democratic Republic Of Korea has returned fire at US President Donald Trump after the New Yorker began referring to him as ‘Rocket Man’ earlier this week. Kim Jong-Un performed Elton John’s 1971 classic hit ‘Tiny Dancer’ to a sold-out crowd last night in Pyongyang, where he took the […]

Kim Jong-un reportedly ‘furious’ after yet another missile fails to hit Japan

Kim Jong-un reportedly ‘furious’ after yet another missile fails to hit Japan

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un has shot another swathe of high-ranking party officials today after yet another intercontinental ballistic missile failed to hit its target. Peter Desmond, from a shadowy government department that doesn’t officially exist, told The Advocate that up to seven senior members of the Workers’ Party […]

Female Movie Characters Share Crucial Dialogue In Corset-Tightening Scene

Female Movie Characters Share Crucial Dialogue In Corset-Tightening Scene

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Two supporting female characters in a film set in an era where women aren’t encouraged to speak openly in front of men have just shared secret information while dressing each other, it has been confirmed. The crucial dialogue shared between the two women, which has proven pivotal to the plot, has been offered […]

Kim Jong-un promises Bob Katter he won’t nuke Cloncurry

Kim Jong-un promises Bob Katter he won’t nuke Cloncurry

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A worried Bob Katter has phoned North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un this afternoon to make sure he doesn’t plan on nuking Cloncurry any time soon after many of his local constituents raised their concerns overnight. The conversation, said to have lasted close to an hour, concluded with Kim […]

US President consults local handbag designer about dealing with rouge nuclear state

US President consults local handbag designer about dealing with rouge nuclear state

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The President of the United States has taken a security briefing this morning surrounding North Korean nuclear weapons test over the weekend from a local handbag designer who also moonlights as a chief security consultant to the President. Ivanka Trump, daughter of President Donald Trump, told her father that now is […]

Leftie Holidaying In Japan Shocked To Learn Whale Is Actually Pretty Dang Tasty

Leftie Holidaying In Japan Shocked To Learn Whale Is Actually Pretty Dang Tasty

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Dakota’s Lennon world has been rocked. All those hours painting placards and shouting in the street, wasted. Because after years of committing welfare fraud while at university, after a lifetime of protesting for the environment and political freedoms, the 24-year-old just tasted whale for the first time. “Holy shit,” he said. “Holy shit, […]

Neo-Nazis Not As Eager To Protect Confederate Statues From Hurricane Harvey

Neo-Nazis Not As Eager To Protect Confederate Statues From Hurricane Harvey

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Hurricane Harvey makes it way through the east coast of Texas and into the heartland, local neo-nazis are being criticised for not defending their rich Southern Heritage by hiding away in emergency shelter while confederate statues endure the biggest natural disaster to ever hit the region. The state of Texas has a […]

White House says images of President Trump looking at eclipse without protection are fakes

White House says images of President Trump looking at eclipse without protection are fakes

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Office of the President has released a statement earlier today that declared the images of President Trump looking directly at this week’s solar eclipse to be doctored fakes. Donald Trump’s team made the explosive allegations during a Washington press conference where they released the unaltered images that showed the president wearing protective […]

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