Politics

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has today received a very important reminder to not forget where he comes from. While campaigning on the streets of his own Grayndler electorate, the Labor leader found himself face-to-face with one of his most important constituents. Dimitri Miliotis, a 63-year-old fitter and turner now based in Lewisham. Or as Albo remembers him, 'one of...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the screws tighten around a possible Federal Election in the next four months, the comrades of the light-rail are beginning to grow concerned that their party won't be able to get it over the line. While Scotty From Marketing's incompetencies as a world leader have somehow managed penetrate through Murdoch's forcefield of the most biased media monopoly in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has today once again proven that he is very capable of living in a fantasy land where he never has to consider or accept the repercussions of his actions. Speaking to his local GP today during a general check up today, Scotty was informed that his diet of marinara pizzas and Vanilla Coke is in no...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation's Prime Minister has done what he does best on the world stage this week. Scotty from Marketing has gone out all guns blazing at the G20 summit today, to try and get the best shots for his team of photographers. Appearing at the conference for world leaders in Italy's capital Rome, Scotty reportedly wasted no time...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Today's ICAC inquiries have revealed that disgraced former Wagga MP Daryl Maguire is not gonna have too much luck on the NSW Riverina dating scene moving forward. This comes after the public was treated to a fairly grim insight into how he treats the women he is allegedly 'personally involved with' - as investigators continue to unveil The watchdog has...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In some very exciting news out of Canberra this week, it seems the Morrison government are hoping ban any citizens from voting unless they can present a specific form of identification. The bill, which passed the Coalition party room on Tuesday but is yet to be introduced to parliament, looks a lot like the American past time of voter...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After 9 years of ridiculing scientists and hiding all research surrounding alarming climate change trends, the Federal Government has declared they have a plan to reach net zero emissions by 2050. Just 48 hours before he boards a flight to Glasgow, Scotty From Marketing and the Energy minister Angus Taylor used the word "plan" up to 100 times in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After two weeks of slaving over the decision to turn their backs on the only political ideology they have ever stood for, the National Party has reluctantly agreed to sign up to a net zero emissions target by 2050. This comes despite the opposition of leader Barnaby Joyce and other major players within the Morrison government's inconveniently rural allies. Their...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A cheerful Scott Morrison fronted the media this morning with the hopes of putting all the unpleasantness of the past two years behind him and his government. However, the issue of said government blocking the inquiry into who funded former Attorney-General Christian Porter's legal fight against the ABC and esteemed journalist Louise Milligan is still...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With less than a fortnight until he is scheduled to land in Glasgow to pretend he gives a fuck about the future of the planet, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing is still waiting for his National Party colleagues to sign off on his plan to compromise literally every industry they've ever made promises to. It is believed that Scotty...