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Local Man Sees More Of The White Fox Woman Than His Own Wife

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A Melbourne man has admitted he now sees more of the White Fox woman than his

Hunter Region SES On Stand By In Case The Knights Get Up

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT SES in the Hunter region have reportedly been put on standby this week in case the

Request For Last Night’s Uber Reimbursement Completely Ignored By Group Chat

JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT A rather meek plea to settle a late-night debt has this morning been promptly dismissed

Owner Of Black Roof Paint Company Now #8 On AFR Rich List Thanks To Australian Property Developers

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The owner of a company that sells exclusively black paint for roofs has somehow made it

Vintage Shop Sells 2018 Jay Jays Shirt For $80

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A vintage shop in Betoota’s Flight Path District has been seen selling a women’s

AFL Grand Final Now Allowing Secondary Ticket Market For The Seats That Will Be Left Empty After Kylie

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT The AFL has announced their event ticketing system will undergo a temporary restructure ahead of the

International Student Sharing A Room With 8 Other People Gleefully Squeezes Aussies Out Of Homeownership

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An international student from Malaysia currently living in a two-bedroom apartment with eight other international

Aussie In American Liquor Store Realises Maybe A Little Regulation Isn't So Bad After All

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An Australian venturing into an American liquor store for the first time has reconsidered his opinion

Gold Coast Council Begin Adding Protein To City's Air

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our state's cultural coalface is on the cutting edge this week after

In Effort To Save Humanity From Itself, First T-800 To Be Sent Back In Time To Bash The Kids Who Bullied These AI Tech Bros

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A radical, covert plan is being hatched inside the halls of artificial intelligence buildings this week.

"They Just Seemed Like Normal Blokes" Joyce Says Of Nazis He Met In Canberra Casino

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One Nation leader Barnaby Joyce has moonwalked away from professional and personal responsibility this

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Oh No: Annoying Middle Child Has Discovered Therapy Speak On TikTok

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A slightly immature local adult has unfortunately gained access to an artillery of words that should