"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Diesel Prices Force Singleton Plant Mechanic To Learn How To Use An Opal Card
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact An $80,000 tonka truck is expected to stay in the garage this weekend as
Kylie Spectacular Inspires V’landys To See If P!NK Is Available To Fly Upside Down On Some Ziplines
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A production company that specialises in stadium events is drawing up a last minute quote
BREAKING: Holy Fuck
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact More to come.
God She’s Good
Yep, Kylie is still the absolute shit, it has been confirmed. God she's good. God that was good.
Logan City Council Votes That Anyone Caught Wearing Pervert Glasses Will Get A Hiding
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sunglasses with secret cameras hidden in them are extremely suss, and anyone wearing them - for any
Friday Life Hack: If You Keep Folding Your Work-Issued Lenovo ThinkPad Backwards It Will Turn Off Forever
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Have you ever wondered what would happen if you kept folding your fucking work-
World Assured That It's In Humanity's Interest To Leave The AI Race To A Cabal Of Narcissistic Billionaires
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The greater human race has this week been told to chill the fuck out. As the
Gold Coast Man Realises This Is What It's All About As He Walks Barefoot To Bottle Shop On A Warm Spring Arvo
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A man from our nation's Glitter Strip is today enjoying a perfect Friday afternoon.
AFL Having A Very NRL Season Actually
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Both the AFL and AFL media are starting to understand the dark arts of rugby league
Lachie Neale’s Succesful Appeal A Real Win For All The Absolutely Unhinged Blokes Of Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While the Fremantle Dockers might be the Cinderella Story of the 2026 AFL Grand Final - the
Hahaha! Mum Shares Hilarious Anecdote From Your Childhood That Probably Should’ve Warranted A Diagnosis
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Betoota local Samson Thomas (25) has been once again reminded his life probably could’ve been
Local Dad Holds Entire Family Hostage Until The TV Remote Turns Up
JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT Things have escalated quickly in a Betoota Heights home following a key household item reportedly going