Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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New Gambling Advertisement Bill Written On Soft Microwaved Lettuce
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After three years of careful deliberation over how to respond to a $25 billion
Owen Wilson Leads America Onto The Field Against Bosnia
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | Contact Hollywood identity Owen Wilson has this morning led the US Men's National Team out
NRL Club Social Media Manager Fired For Not Posting A Meme About Signing LeBron
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local content creator has found himself out on his arse this afternoon, after making a
7 Examples Of How Victoria Has Still Not Recovered From Dan's Sick Experiment
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In exactly a 150 days from now, a state general election to decide the 61st Parliament
Drive.com.au Journalist Bravely Rates New Car Below A 7
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A faceless staff writer at one of the nation's preeminent motoring journals
Local Pelican Makes Pelican Stick By Demanding That Everyone Stops Calling Her A Pelican
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Pelican has today moved to try and ward of a bit of a PR
"Babe You Reckon That Chicken Was Off Last Night" Wonders Tradie Who Just Pumped A Lukewarm 600ML MilkyBar Oak
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Betoota Heights-based fridgie, Dale Bunsterdun (40) says he's is deeply concerned that
Australia's Savviest Investors Face Crisis After Slight Changes To Generous Tax Discount Causes 0.4% Dip In House Prices
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT They've done it. Anthony Albanese and Jim Chalmers have officially begun the official destruction
Report: What The Fuck Do These Companies Even Do?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A curious nation is wondering this week just what in the fuck these companies
France Dismantles Sweden Like A Flatpack Kallax Shelving Unit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The imperious footballing nation of France has this morning made light work of the purveyors of
Nan Returns From Hairdressers With A Change In Hairstyle Only Other Nans Can Notice
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A grandmother in Betoota Heights has spent a couple hours in the salon chair this morning
"She's A Pelican" - Hanson At Centre Of Smear Campaign From Prominent Woke-Left Figurehead, Paul Hogan
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pauline Hanson believes her recent dip in the polls is due to an unfair smear campaign