Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Labor Government With A 94-Seat Majority Extremely Frustrated By Calls For Them To Simply Introduce A Natural Resources Windfall Tax That The Entire Nation Demands And Expects
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ACT Senator David Pocock has struck a chord with Australian voters this month, as he receive
Cooker Finally Gets His Shots
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A prominent local cooker has today finally caught up on his shots. Dezi Deadman, the man
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yep, go on. If you can and are able, enjoy one, two or however fucking many
Knights Fan Decides 8th Place On The Ladder Is Good Enough For Him To Spend $350 Driving To Sydney This Arvo
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An overly enthusiastic Novocastrian is driving across the Trey Mooney Mooney Bridge today, as
That’s Enough Out Of You Mate: 21st Speech Cut Short After Overly Detailed Bali Story
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Formalities at Samuel Hoot’s 21st birthday celebration have been cut short after a rather questionable
Best Sharehouse You’ve Ever Visited Obviously Owned By One Of These Fuckers's Parents
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT OF COURSE: A friendship group of young Betoota renters are absolutely seething after discovering their once
Report: It’s Cheaper To Buy Actual Rabbit Than A Chocolate One This Easter
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT With Easter upon us, a new trend has sparked up amongst Betoota locals. Many are turning
Man Who Moved Our Petrol Reserves To US When Energy Minister Complains About Fuel Security
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a real head scratcher from Canberra, the man who was in charge of offshoring our
Nan Unnecessarily Estimates The Weight Of Random Woman During Anecdote
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local Betoota grandmother has reminded her granddaughter that she has no awareness of cancel culture,
Local Woman Jams In Her Retainers For First Time In 4 Years So Her Teeth Will Be Straight For Tomorrow
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Stella Russo has confirmed she nearly popped a molar out last Friday, while
Scrubs Up Alright Old Kyle
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The biggest story in Australian media is entering a new chapter this morning, as Kyle Sandilands
Trump Furious Australia Won’t Just Join America’s War Like We Did When He Had Bone Spurs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT US President Donald Trump has today singled out Australia for not rushing to jump up on