Yeah Fuck It A Kilo Of The Knights Bangers Thanks Mate

Yeah Fuck It A Kilo Of The Knights Bangers Thanks Mate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact

A Newcastle man has reportedly begun to embrace the fever sweeping through his adopted hometown this week and told the butcher that he'll have a kilo of those blue bangers, thanks very much.

Originally from our cosmopolitan desert republic, Adrian Coleman made the move to Newcastle, along with half of NSW, about ten or so years ago.

He was shopping at Kotara yesterday evening, as he does, which he detailed in full to our reporter just a short time ago.

"I went to the butcher on the way out, Craig Cooks Natural Butcher that is, not the other one. I'd just come from home watching the game and I was still pumped up to the gills with adrenaline," he told The Advocate.

"And I saw the Knights bangers there and I just thought, fuck it, give us a kilo of them. Fuck yeah."

Coleman said his wife wasn't thrilled with the prospect of eating sausages for dinner, let alone blue ones, but was happy to make an exception this time around.

"She's good like that," he said.

"I'm probably not going to buy blue sausages again, for a while at least, until next year's grand final, hopefully."

More to come.

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