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The imperious footballing nation of France has this morning made light work of the purveyors of fluffy pop, high taxes, incredibly high living standards and flatpack furniture.
Led by the maestro Kylian Mbappe, the French have dismantled Sweden 3-0 in their Round of 32 match this morning.
The team playing football so sumptuous that even Peter Drury is at times lost for words did so like they were disposing of a Kallax shelving unit from Ikea.
Armed with an Allen Key, an instruction manual, a weird looking spanner, a phillips head they brought to the fixture and an absurd amount of footballing flare, the French have sent Sweden back in a skip bin.
The dismantling of the Kallax footballing team proved a delight to watch, with round ball fans getting a delightful hump day double of beautiful football and the dulcet tones of Peter Drury on a cold wintery morning.
The French will now play the pesky Paraguayans, who can seemingly only be dealt with by the Americans and Australians, in what will prove to be their sternest test yet.
The Swedes will head home to enjoy their top 5 global happiness index country where the sun barely sets for another couple of months .
More to come.
