Quirky Cafe's Confusing Bathroom Gender Signs Last Thing Hungover Man Needs Right Now

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A hungover mans Sunday has been thrown into chaos after needing to use the bathroom at a quirky brunch spot.

"What the fuck are these signs meant to even mean?" said the hung over man desperatly trying not to make a grave mistake.

Brayden Thomas (31) had reportedly been operating at around 15% capacity all morning after a heavy Saturday night, and was already struggling with the cafe’s QR code with his girlfriend when he felt a sudden bowel movement..

Unfortunately, instead of the familiar little man and woman symbols, he was greeted by two abstract illustrations that appeared to depict a bird and a bee.

"I've obviously heard the term 'birds and the bees' it only then occurred to me that it was referring to genitals."

“Why can't they just use the normal symbols?”

Witnesses say the man spent almost a full minute attempting to decipher the cafe’s whimsical gender system while his increasingly urgent need to use the bathroom hurt his capacity for abstract thought.

He reportedly considered asking a staff member for clarification, before deciding the potential embarrassment of asking what gender a bee represented was simply too much to bear in his current condition.

After watching another male patron confidently enter the bees door, the hungover man finally received the intelligence he needed and followed closely behind.

The successful bathroom visit reportedly provided the first major victory of an otherwise difficult morning.