Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Laurie Daley Addresses Decision To Drop Brian To'o From Blues Squad: "Oh Fuck Did I?!"
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Blues Supremo Laurie Daley has fronted the media today after naming his team for the State
Canberra Raiders Fans Immediately Copy Norway's Rowing Chant Like They Did With Iceland’s Viking Clap
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Canberra Raiders fans are already taking notes on the next Scandinavian fan chant that they can
Very Strong Look From Popa Though
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Socceroos are through to the round of 32, after an excruciatingly frustrating 0-0 draw
Nation Now Understands Why Football Fans Love Letting Off Flares And Punching On So Much
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Non football fans around the nation have received another reminder as to why they don'
Entire Pub Makes Mental Note To Check Out Scandinavian Erotic Thriller Currently Being Advertised On SBS
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not even the culture wars of One Nation could stop eight million Australians from tuning into
Local Bloke Makes Good Use Of Hydration Break
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Socceroos fan has today taken a valuable opportunity with both hands. This comes during
Horseradish Jigglyman Suspended From Nine After Punching The Fuck Out Of Michael Clarke In Noosa Park
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact The Horseradish Jigglyman era at Channel Nine has ended before it began, after the would-
Ethnic Mate Asked To Quickly Clarify Match Rules
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Right across the country, workplaces, living rooms and pubs are currently talking about one thing and
Green Day's 'Time Of Your Life' Plays As Tearful Karl Looks Back On 30 Happy Years Upholding The Globalist Agenda
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's most recognisable television presenter, Karl Stefanovic will leave the Nine Network “immediately” after
Hahahahaha: Boss Thinks Local Man Is Coming Back To The Office After Socceroos Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Oh dear. A silly little boss has gone and embarrassed himself in front of the office
Six Missed Calls From Random Number Suggests Last Weekend’s Shithole Still Available
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man is straight batting an over of phone calls this morning as
Report: Maybe It Was Never About The People Of Iran At All
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT 4 months after Operation Epic Fury exploded onto the world's radar, a stunning new