"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Most Racist Bloke In Town Always Seems To Have A Missus That Isn't The Same Race As Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the loudest blokes at the South Betoota Plains Hotel has today been forced to
Actually Nollsie’s Not A Bad Shout
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian sporting world waits excitedly for the AFL's fairytale grand final - complete
Piers Morgan Sues For Defamation Over Something Nowhere Near As Bad As The Shit He’s Done In Real Life
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Controversial British broadcaster Piers Morgan is threatening legal action after a fact-checking oversight in Princess
Liberal Party To Find Purpose Arguing Against Climate Change Until Super El Nino Fucks Us This Summer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party's rebuild has begun! The Federal Opposition have stopped the tip toeing
Report: Just Make It Stop
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A report into rising fuel costs in Australia has concluded that the majority of
Melbourne Braces For Critical Dexxie Shortage As Hordes Of Freo Fans Descend On The City
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The eccentric and cosmopolitan city of Melbourne is currently gearing up for the biggest weekend of
“Well A Lot Of People Are Saying…” Begins Baby Boomer Who Has Been Reading Misinformation On Facebook
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The media literacy of Post-War Australians is on fully display today in one Betoota Heights
“Australia's Algorithm Reform Is Censorship" Says Man Literally Banning Entire News Organisations
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The President of the United States has once again lashed out at one of his country&
NRL Struggling To Book Grand Final Entertainment Like The Answer Isn't Sitting Right In Front Of Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NRL is panicking this week, as competition nears closer to what could be a fairly
Gerry Harvey Prays To Sweet Baby Jesus For Federal Government To Bring Back The Baby Bonus
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While Australia's most economically distressed voters are encouraged by politicians to blame immigrants for
New Zealand Collectively Comes To Their Senses And Returns Home
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT 5,357,300 Kiwis have collectively shaken themselves out of a years long haze this week.
Black Perimeter Walls Covered In Sans-Serif A Fair Indicator That The Housos Are Getting Evicted
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A generational working class community have today received news that their sense of place and self