Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Meet Horseradish Jigglyman, The Gendlerless Self-Diagnosed Autist Leftoid Tipped To Replace Karl On Woke Today Show
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact In what insiders are calling the bravest breakfast television casting decision since they last let
Extended Family Sunday Barbeque Lines Up Perfectly With Most Explosive Saturday Bender Of The Year
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A man wearing dark sunnies and holding a plastic bag was seen on the edge of
Karl Officially A Boomer As His Descent Into Brain Rot Algorithms Sees Him Estranged From Old Friends
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There is major movement in Australian media this week, as the nation's highest-paid
Kochie Reignites Ratings Battle With Karl By Launching Rival Brainrot Podcast
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The Australian media landscape is set for another seismic shake up this week with
Friends Rally Around Peter Helliar To Make Sure He Doesn’t Do A Hughesy
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Friends of Australian comedian Peter Helliar are reportedly on standby this week, as they
Antique Pink Supré Bag Sells At Sotherby's Auction For Tens Of Thousands
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT An extremely rare antique was the talk of Sotherby’s last week, as an early 2000s
Excited Travellers Save A Whopping $50 To Have The Worst Flight Of Their Life
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A group of frugal travellers were seen having major regrets at their 9 hour layover in
Scottish Fan Still Too Drunk To See The Score
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Following a 3-0 hiding at the hands of five time world champions Brazil, Scottish fans
Indonesia Forced To Crack Down On Digital Nomad Visas After Sunshine Coast To Bali Route Opens Up
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Indonesian authorities have finally announced a crackdown on digital nomads, with wellness influencers and content creators
Teal Independents To Form New Party: Competent Sheilas Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the Liberal Party plummeting in opinion polls, it appears that Australia's moderate conservatives
Man Struggling To Sell Property Struggling To Understand It's Not Worth That Much Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There has been a townhouse for sale in a complex of ten in Betoota
Pauline Hanson Longs For The 'Monoculture' Where She Had To Sue Drag Queens For Taking The Piss Out Of Her On Every TV Channel And Radio Station In Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Debates rage around what the word 'Monoculturalism' actually means this week, as Australia'