Hawthorn Fan Still Furious After Having To Face Some Form Of Adversity Over The Weekend

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A young man is fighting his way through the week, after one of the worst weekend's of his life.

27-year-old Kew Balwyn explained to The Advocate that he definitely is not over the events of the weekend.

"Mate, absolute daylight robbery," said the lifelong fan of a club that pelted umpires after the full time siren for making a correct call (objectively and subjectively).

The decision in question was the awarding of a free kick to the Lions in the dying embers of the game which essentially clinched the victory for Brisbane.

Pretty much everyone has since acknowledged it was the right call, including the player who gave away the free, Jarman Impey, who gave the most gracious interview you'll ever see to the Kick It Forward podcast on the Brownlow Red Carpet last night.

However, that still hasn't been received well by Kew, who is convinced the entire league is conspiring against his team.

The victim complex in regards to his football team is believed to be somewhat connected to his 'straight white male can't do anything these days' victim complex that has seen the trust fund baby fail to maintain a single platonic friendship with a member of the opposite sex.

Kew's comments come as the league and footy fans across the country condemn the disgusting actions of Hawthorn fans on Saturday night, who hurled cans and whatever else they could get their hands on at the officiating crew who were simply doing their job, and doing it well.

"Mate, it's just a bit of frustration," explained Kew, who subconsciously feels justified in lashing out when something doesn't go his way.

"And once again, we've been fucked over."

"So you know what, I don't have too much of an issue with it," said the fan of a club that went berserk when the Port coach made fun of their silly little goal celebrations.

More to come.