Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Unshackled Karl Stefanovic Now Free To Interview Martin Bryant For His Side Of The Story
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The most talked about man in Australian media has gone and done it this week. Karl
Boomer GP Insists Endometriosis Is Very Rare And Maybe It's Your Diet That Doesn't Agree With You Sweetheart
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact The search to identify the source of a local woman's very real and
Market Dip Somehow Both A Good Time To Buy And A Good Time To Sell, Says Panicking Real Estate Agent
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local door opener has today confirmed to The Advocate that it's not the
White Bloke Delivering Pad Thais On A Fucked E-Bike Either A Retrenched Real Estate Agent Or French
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local fat fuck was greeted by a hollowed out white bloke last night,
Grandpa Wakes In Fright From Nightmare Where Grandson Is Learning The Sitar
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove man is recovering this morning after waking during a nightmare overnight
“I've Had A Gutful! Pauline For PM!” Says Indonesian Bot Farmer Who Has Been Contracted By Shadowy Political Operatives To Manipulate Australian Social Media Algorithms
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not even a clunky National Press Club address full of inconsistent and polarising election policies could
Extremely-Hungover SuperCheapAuto Employee Groans Pathetically As Local Woman Asks Him To Change Headlight Bulb In Her Completely Rooted 2009 ML320
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local hungover piece of shit let out a muffled groan yesterday afternoon as
Millennials Now Able To Enjoy Watching 'The Castle' Again As The Aussie Housing Market Finally Cools
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Younger Australians are once again finally able to enjoy the greatest Aussie comedy movie of all
Wilted Bok Choy In Crisper A Reminder Of That Recipe That Woman Was Supposed To Try
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A French Quarter woman has today been reminded of that thing she was going to do,
Bob Katter Says All This Talk Of A Monoculture Is A Bit Funny To Me Considering My Most Formative Adult Years Were Defined By A Fractured Relationship With Those Church Of England Bastards....
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Quote continues below: ... At The Top End Of Town With Their Luxury Beliefs Like No Fault
Overflowing Nappy Bin Now Preferred PM According To Latest Poll
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A shock poll result has turned the race to The Lodge on its head
"Haha Guys Stop Trying To Make Me Australia's King Of The North, It's Totally Not A Thing," Says Jim Chalmers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Treasurer Jim Chalmers has today made an urgent plea to the nation's political and