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Sports

Knights Preliminary A Long Time Coming For NSW Millennial Who Chose This Team At The Peak Of Joey

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Newcastle Knights can go all the way, that's according to an extremely hungover

Politics

Labor's New Immigration Policy Underway As ICE-Style Agents Swarm On Irish Overstayers Outside The Espy

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fourteen drunk and sunburnt Irish nationals have been taken into Federal custody today, as the Department

Sharkies Fan Treats Himself To Rare Luxury Of Visiting A Toilet That Works At Halftime

KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact “Wow, this is the life,” ponders Justin Caringbah tonight as he empties himself inside a

Knights Fans Take A Quick Piss And Pump Some PieFace At Halfway Point In Brissy Airport

KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact The hallways of Brisbane airport are looking even more high vis orange than usual this

Forget The Wharfies! Sydney Swans To Unleash 'Real Estate Agent Time' On Freo At SCG Tonight

KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact All eyes in the leg tennis community will be on the SCG tonight, as the

NZ PM Slides In Polls After Reuben, Jess, Tom And Dyl Decide He's Been A Dickhead

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With the New Zealand General Election just over two months away, the incumbent Christopher

Fitzroy Yuppie Takes It Upon Himself To Educate The Pub About The History Of The Brisbane Lions

PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A Fitzroy yuppie has decided that it is his sole responsibility to educate his fellow patrons

Cronulla Man Outraged At Having To Leave The Shire For Second Time In Two Weeks

JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT AGAIN????: A Northies regular has today conveyed his exasperation at the thought of venturing beyond his

Pokémon’s 30th Anniversary Is A Painful Reminder That They Fucked It By Going Beyond The Original 151

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It's a tick over 30 years since the world first said hello

Albo Warns We’ll Fall Behind In AI Like We Have Living Standards Unless He Kowtows To Tech Creeps

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has fired a shot over the bow of local copyright holders

Before Lunch Airport Beers Great In Theory

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A recent study conducted by the Licensing Inquiries and Testing For Australian Management (LitFam) has revealed

Politics

One Nation's Current Lack Of Support In QLD Put Down To Powderfinger's 1998 Diss Track 'The Day You Come'

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Recent data shows that Queenslanders view One Nation as merely a volatile political hand grenade that