Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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"Replace Overpaid, Entitled FIFO Workers With Disposable Slaves": One Nation Apologises For Latest Gaffe As Pauline Reads Policy Idea From Gina Verbatim
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A spokesperson from Barnaby Joyce's One Nation has "provided context"
WA To Tackle Bird Flu Outbreak The Way They Insisted COVID-19 Should've Been Dealt With
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Western Australian poultry farmers are on high alert, after a second case of the deadly H5N1
Neuroscientists Confirm Harlan Coben Shows Have The Same Affect On The Brain As Pokies
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A landmark study out of South Betoota Polytechnic has today revealed a shocking fact about a
UK Ironically More Like A European Nation Than They Ever Were Before Brexit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer has finally given in to the social media noise and announced
Brissy Pubs Now Playing Non-Stop Bee Gees As The Mighty Phins Notch 7 Wins In A Row
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The famous falsetto vocals of the Gibbs brothers can be heard right across the river city
Keir Starmer Immediately Resigns After Learning His Challenger Has An Oasis Accent
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT British Prime Minister Keir Starmer is expected to resign as soon as this afternoon. Less than
Auction Rates Plummet To Normal Levels
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact People are not buying and selling houses at the same rate as they did
Mate Who Doesn't Muck Around Orders The Feed And You Can Pay Him Back Later Or Just Hope He Forgets
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A widely regarded Betoota Heights bloke has done it again today, it can be confirmed. The
Report: One Nation Are Wrong, Australia Has Never Been More Of A Monoculture Than It Is Now
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report has found that Australia's far-right is looking back at the
Trump's Peace Plan Proves As Effective As A Smiggle Eraser
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Last week, Donald Trump and Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian signed a 14-point agreement to immediately
Kiwis Can't Even Argue 'But We Have Luss People' As Cabo Verde And Curaçao Dominate World Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Our much loved frunds acruss tha Tesmen are this week coming to terms with a new
America's World Cup Crowds Basically The Sydney Swans Fans Of Soccer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia is still well and truly in the midst of World Cup Fever despite a minor