"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Man Rocked After Girlfriend Asks Person She Just Met If They Fancy A Pash
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has received the audible equivalent of a brush of an electric fence on
Piece Of Shit Dryer Continues Relentless Vendetta Against Local Man
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The universe's quest to conspire against Ben Talty has gone to another level this
Whimsical Ballet Flats Mask The Bloodied Bandaids and Weeping Blisters That Hide Beneath
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A fashionable young woman has taken to social media to show off her recent overseas outfits
“It’s Such A Red Flag If You Don’t Like Cats” Says Owner Of Evil Cat That Won’t Let Anyone But Her Touch Him
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT The owner of an extremely hostile cat has taken a moment to lay down her dating
6 Week Situationship Enters The “Sending Mildly Funny Reels To Each Other” Stage
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A Gen Z situationship has just reached the next phase of dating which is sending mildly
Fun Night With Friends Dampened By Woman’s Inability To Remember If She Turned Her Straightener Off
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A night out with the girls has ended up being an anxious woman’s nightmare, as
Chapel Street To Cut Out The Stuff In The Middle And Just Become One Very Long Tobacconist
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Mayor of Prahran is reportedly giving the people what they want. Speaking outside a for
Local Gay Man Absolutely Filthy He Didn’t Know His Close Personal Friend Lady Gaga Was Pregnant
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A millennial gay is kicking himself for not knowing sooner that his close personal friend, Lady
BYD Salesman Allays Shitbox Fears By Confirming You Won't Find A Better Shitbox For $20K
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact That redheaded young fella at BYD Betoota Heights has told a bloke this afternoon
Ghosts Of Brisbane's Failed 2nd Teams Look On With Pride As Dolphins March Towards NRL Grand Final
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The remnants of Brisbane's failed second teams are beaming down with pride today, as
Rocky Locked In For Olympic Rowing After QLD Premier Strikes Deal With Katters To Resolve Current Environmental Hurdles
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Organisers of the Brisbane Olympics have today made a stunning announcement, revealing that the rowing events
Immigration Minister Unveils Labor's New Policy Overhaul: "The Filos Are Gonna Be Fine"
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tony Burke MP has taken to the stage at the National Press Club in Canberra today,