Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Kiwi Mate Demands Everyone Watch The Super Rugby Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man who hails from across the dutch (sic) has today taken charge of his
5am Kick Off Inspires Local Bachelor To Get Creative With A Bowl Of V-Bix
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bachelor is manifesting sporting glory this morning by whipping up a true
Hell Yeah Hollywood Is Back With All-Male Remake Of The First-Wives Club
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After a brutal decade in which studios cranked out gender-swapped remakes of Ghostbusters,
Mythical Older Colleague Allows These Softcock Young Fellas To Have One Friday Night On The Piss With Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After years of niggling, a late-60s white collar alpha has finally relented to his smart
Son Of Immigrant Says Multiculturalism Has Failed
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce has declared multiculturalism has largely failed and Australia should become
Nation's Struggling Mums Pull Their Fingers Out After Learning That Pauline Hanson Didn't Need Childcare In 1980s Ipswich
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT JUST FIGURE IT OUT: The female voters of middle Australia, who make up the voting block
Local Dad Really Good With The Early Morning Shifts This Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local father of one is patting himself on the back this week, for making an
Young Women Longingly Staring Out Bus Window Clearly Listening To New Rodrigo Album
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Young women around the nation are taking to public transport to stare out bus or train
Mysterious Blank Envelope Not A Secret Love Letter, Just Another Magnet From A Plumber
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT In the age of social media marketing some small businesses are stripping their strategies right back
What The Hell! Sydney Sweeney's A Fan Of The Betoota Advocate?
Maybe not, but now we've got your attention we'd like to let you know that we
Friends Gleam With Pride As That One Mate Whistles With His Fingers Flawlessly
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A tremendous amount of pride was felt at a local pub in Betoota’s Flight Path
Government Now Likely To Pass Budget After Slight Changes To Ensure That Real Estate Agents Suffer The Most
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After weeks of back and forth, The Federal Government now feels they have enough support in