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Millennial Woman Fights The Urge To Diagnose New Acquaintance With An Arbitrary Hogwarts House 10 Minutes After Meeting Them

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A Betoota Heights woman is digging deep to avoid derailing an otherwise normal hangout with an

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REPORT: The Poms Are Getting Too Cocky, We Must Bring Back Their 88 Days Of Mandatory Farm Work

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Immigration, Australia's number one political issue is heating up again this week, as the

Full Circle As Ageing, Catty Millennial Moves In Near Historic Pub And Starts Complaining About The Noise

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man is annoyed this week due to noise coming from a

Bloke Who Says Please When Using AI To Be The Last Hunted Down By Our Future Dystopian Overlord Robots

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A polite, well mannered young man from Betoota Ponds has today received some good news. Jericho

Universe Cruelly Offers Local Man Calvin Harris Tickets After Missing Out On Everything Else

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It doesn't matter if it's Ticketek or Ticketmaster, the owners

Sports

Recently Dumped Brisbane Woman Now Back On Track After Rooting A Bronco

INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT WE'RE BACK BABY: Local Brisbane woman, Rosalie Barton (24) is emerging from the

Non-Golfer On Bucks Party Politely Requests To Be Left To Drink And Smoke Darts In Peace

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local bucks party reveller has today sat down for a chat with The Advocate about

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Administrators Permit Unpaid Subbies To Strip The Copper Out Of All Unfinished Bathla Projects

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The embattled property developer Bathla is somehow still standing. The construction giant, that specialises in medium

Tony Burke Will Detail Immigration Policy Through Original Song 'Go Home (Before I Deport You)' At Press Club Today

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Immigration Minister Tony Burke will perform an original song at the National Press Club

Karl Stefanovic Thinking Maybe He Should've Just Shut Up And Let Channel Nine Pay Him $3m A Year

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Notable Australian personality Karl Stefanovic has today made a stunning admission. Speaking exclusively to The Advocate

World News

99.9999% Of Ed Sheeran's Fanbase Blissfully Unaware He Has Been Cancelled By An Extremely Online Corner Of The Internet

INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact British pop star, Ed Sheeran, is just as popular as ever - it can be confirmed.

Local Bloke Can Relate To The Hyrox World Champion Because He Sharted On The Smith Machine Once

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An amateur Betoota Heights athlete has today confirmed to The Advocate that he feels the pain,