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An amateur Betoota Heights athlete has today confirmed to The Advocate that he feels the pain, of a prominent local woman.
Fred Hilston explained to our humble regional newspaper that unless you've waddled a padded gym floor with poo leaking out of your cheeks, you shouldn't be casting judgement on the viral Australian Hyroxer.
"Bro, I've been there," laughed Hilston, who says he once did a bit of a shart at Betoota Heights Anytime Fitness.
"And it's fucked."
Hilston's comments come as images continue to circulate online and in the newspapers, of an elite Hyrox athlete defecating while competing in Beijing.
The Solo Pro women's world record holder Joanna Wietrzyk has made headlines around the globe for letting it rip whilst competing, and continuing to compete.
Hyrox, which stands for Hybrid Rockstar, has since changed competition rules to ban people from shitting themselves while competing.
The ban comes despite the shitting of oneself being probably the most rockstar thing that has happened, or will ever happen in Hyrox.
While local man Hilston says he does agree with the ban, people shouldn't act all high and mighty.
"Yeah after a curry night and plenty of sauce with the boys, I did a little shart at the gym the next day."
"I just went home cause it was a waste of time gym sesh anyway."
"But I still reckon good on her for keeping on."