"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Unemployed Mate Flat Out Watching The Emmys
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man without a job has had a busy day so far, watching the
Office IT Guy Treats Self To The Double Seafood Sensation Foot Long After Nabbing Radiohead Tix
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Forget the coconut-scented crowds of Swifties that took our cities hostage during the Eras tour.
Motorists Realise They've Entered Rural Queensland When The Servo Hotbox Does Not Muck Around
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A fully stacked bain marie has been identified as the universal indicator that the road trip
Sporting World Revolted By Online Sportsbetting Giant Making An Ad That Targets Degenerate Male Losers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian sporting and online community is up in arms this week, over an ad released
Raiding Super And Slashing Immigration: Inside One Nation's Plan To Give Us The Recession We Richly Deserve
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One Nation has unveiled a cost-of-living plan this week allowing Australians to
Aussie Media Now Going Back Through All Of The Vile Comments They Ignored When Pauline Hanson Was Still Their Darling
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian media has tapped into a never-ending reservoir of vile and deeply offensive remarks
Derro Spends Small Fortune Putting Exhaust On Ford Ranger Only For It To Sound Like A 70hp Johnson Outboard
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A derro who should really know better has spent close to a month'
Tray Of Vodka Red Bulls Pinpointed As The Exact Moment Tomorrow's Hangover Became Cruel And Unfair
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has been retracing some of his steps over the weekend, in a effort
Barnaby And Pauline Forced To Go Top-To-Tail In Gina’s Humble Little $20M Queenslander
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Pauline Hanson and Barnaby Joyce are facing scrutiny once again after failing to disclose their stay
“But You Can't Do That!” Sydney Has A Sook As Broncos And Cowboys Supporters Seamlessly Get Behind Dolphins
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The North Queensland Cowboys are celebrating Mad Monday today, after being ousted from the 2026 competition
Self-Driving Tesla Displays Shocking Human-Like Skill By Missing Exit On M8 And Ending Up In Liverpool
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Tesla down in the great open-air sewer that is Sydney is being
"There's Only Two Genders, End Of Story!" Says News24 Uncle Who'll Bring Up Story Again Tomorrow
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local common sense merchant has today issued another dose of common sense, to the greater