"There's Only Two Genders, End Of Story!" Says News24 Uncle Who'll Bring Up Story Again Tomorrow

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A local common sense merchant has today issued another dose of common sense, to the greater universe and anyone who'll listen.

Talking to anyone will listen in his online echo chamber, Frank Thomas has taken to a rage bait online news article comment section to let everyone know some hard truths.

Chiming into 100s of other comments saying the exact same thing, Thomas has confirmed that there are two genders, and that's it.

"End of story!" said a fired up Frank, who keeps telling the same story over and over and over again.

Speaking to The Advocate this morning after approaching our newspaper to instruct us write a story about a student getting kicked out of school for waving an Aussie flag, Frank then kicked off the indoctrination chat.

"Mate, these teachers won't stop until all the kids are gay or trans or fucking furry," said Frank, whose life could really have benefited from showing a bit more respect to the people trying to teach him things like critical thinking back in the day.

"It's just mental," continued Frank who seems more obsessed with what is being taught in schools than any of the people higher up at the respective education departments.

"And it doesn't seem like it's going to end."

"You can't argue with biology," epxained the man who has never attended a biology lesson or course in his life.

"I'm sorry, that's probably gonna offend people, but that's just the way it is," finished Frank, who seems to be constantly upset about something.

More to come.