Tray Of Vodka Red Bulls Pinpointed As The Exact Moment Tomorrow's Hangover Became Cruel And Unfair

Tray Of Vodka Red Bulls Pinpointed As The Exact Moment Tomorrow's Hangover Became Cruel And Unfair

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A local man has been retracing some of his steps over the weekend, in a effort to work out where things went downhill.

With sporadic waves of nausea still plaguing Sam Hayes (32) on a Monday afternoon, the Betoota Heights town planner says somewhere in the hours of 1-2am on Saturday morning he made the decision to visit hell.

Whether consciously or subconsciously, the decision to descend into the depths was made at the exact moment Hayes decided to buy a tray of Voddy red bulls for the group.

While one Vodka Red Bull probably wouldn't have sealed his fate, the return serve of another round and the extra energy to carry on when he should have been going to bed, certainly did.

"Yeah, in hindsight, that was the moment I really fucked up," he sighed.

"The two rapid fire vodka red bulls tricked my brain, and added an extra element of caffeine and sugar that I absolutely did not need in my life at that point in time."

"Fuck I was in pain yesterday," continued Hayes, who vomited to and from his local cafe to try and find some sooth sustenance to revive him.

"One of the shittest days of my life to date I think."

"I'm too old to be blowing out like that."

"I'd like to say lives and learns, but I probably won't."

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