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Report: If You Think Coworker Who Went To The NFL Looks Rough This Morning, Spare A Thought For His PigBet Account

IMRAN GASHKORI | Sport Editor | Contact Some guy that works in an office doing some bullshit email that doesn't

Dolphins Fans Walking Around Like They Own The City

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the world’s premiere River City, Dolphins fans are currently walking

Chooks Fan’s Passion Stops At Needing To Travel Past Anzac Bridge For Finals

KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A delicious cheeseboard is being arranged in the kitchen of a Sydney Roosters fan this

“Fuck This City” Says Maitland Diesel Fitter Struggling To Park Ram Truck In Paddington

KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact Road rage is billowing out of the window of a RAM 1500 this evening as

Sports

Sir David Dobbyn Booked For Pre-Match Entertainment As Mount Smart Stadium Hosts The Hori Cup

KURT TAPAUELI | QueeNZland | Contact OVER MY HORI-ZON: Auckland is buzzing today, on the eve of the inaugural Hori Cup

M1 Looking Like Easter Monday Traffic As Knights Fans Trek To Sydney For Finals Footy

KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact In a national traffic update, the M1 motorway into Sydney is resembling a Westfield carpark

LA Rams Evacuate Before Being Forced To Try Vegemite On Triple M

KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact An international evacuation mission is playing out in the south this afternoon as 53 American

Melbourne Pub Uses AI To Turn This Morning’s NFL Wings Into Friday Night Footy Special

KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A thrifty pub is making the most of its leftovers today, as it attempts to

Politics

Coalition Seemingly Torn Over Whether It Is Inappropriate To Call Their War Hero Colleague A Traitor

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Western Australian Liberal MP and decorated SAS veteran, Andrew Hastie, has this week taken the gloves

Sydney's Assorted Gangs To Stop Killing People After Police, Premier Ask Them To Please Not

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Kofi Annan Of Kogarah has brought an end to Sydney's out-

Melbourne Man Who Missed Out On Tickets To The Game Hits Dans For A Bucket Of Bud

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A man from our country’s most European city has today decided to treat himself.  Northern

Man Who Didn't Eat Halloumi Within 2 Minutes Now Forced To Chew Through Squeaky Piece Of Rubber

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 29 year old man who failed to eat his halloumi within the first two minutes