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Mutual Friend Leaving Table For A Piss Provides Excellent Opportunity For Local Man To Forget All Basic Conversation Skills

JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT A local pub goer has this evening crashed and burned, following his mutual friend vacating the

Local Big Dog Already Halfway Across The Road Before Green Man Lights Up

JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT A local alpha dog has today been described as “revolutionary” by witnesses following an incredible play

Real Estate Website Adds ‘Not Completely Riddled With Mould’ Search Filter For Aspiring Renters

PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A real estate website is being lauded today after introducing a new search filter for aspiring

Mouth-Breathing Bloke Describes Predominately Gay Suburb As “A Bit Out There”

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A man with a limited vocabulary and a deep fear of saying a slur has recently

New Dad’s Sneeze Just Became 10 Times Louder

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local Betoota man has noticed his sneeze has increased in volume significantly since the arrival

Militantly Well Trained Border Collie At Park Tempts Young Couple To Make The Worst Decision Of Their Lives

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A young Sydney couple are reportedly considering making the worst decision of their lives after watching

Local Nan Offers Rogue Mandarin From Handbag

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local Betoota grandmother has been caught offering a mandarin straight out of her handbag to

Trump Clarifies He Was Actually A Firefighter During 9/11

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US President Donald Trump has used the Republican midterms convention to clarify statements he

Weirdo Guy From Work With The Foldable Samsung In Crisis Today

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local pointdexter who works in Betoota's Old City District has today watched his

Editorials

OPINION: Unprecedented Numbers Of Depressed Virgins Who Don't Partake In Society Should Be Viewed As A Triumph For Free Speech

BETOOTA'S VIEW | Editorial | CONTACT Overnight there has been extreme backlash across the Australian social media landscape, as the

PM Joins Home & Away As Alf Stewart's Confirmed Bachelor Brother From Paddington As Government Takes Back Control Of What We All Watch

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is set to join the long list of prominent Australians

Man Logs Most Intense Cardio Work Out Of The Year Taking Novice Girlfriend For Hit Of Tennis

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota Heights fitness fanatic Sam Camden is absolutely kicking himself he didn't fire up