Six Missed Calls From Random Number Suggests Last Weekend’s Shithole Still Available
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man is straight batting an over of phone calls this morning as
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Powerball Winner Says The First Thing He's Going To Do Is Spend An Afternoon At Felons
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT In an exclusive interview with The Advocate, Ant Humphreys has told all on his recent Division
Angus And Barnaby Puzzled By These Weird Riverina People Using Water To Grow Crops When It's Way Better To Trade It Like Chlamydia On A Cruise Ship And Stash The Proceeds In The Cayman Islands
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Barnaby Joyce comes back from his piss still smoking, phone in one hand, doing
Polls Shift Ahead Of Farrer By-Election As Locals Realise A Vote For One Nation Is A Vote For Booing Dawn Services
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The next two weeks will offer a diagnosis to the state of Australian Federal politics, as
Autumn Sunshine Not Enough To Combat 4 Days Worth Of Hangxiety Hitting Local Woman All At Once
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A young woman in Sydney’s CBD is experiencing a rather bleak start to the week
Country Butcher Basically A Philanthropist Considering How Much Cash He Pours Into Rather Ordinary Local Footy Club
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For 45 years the Bunting family butcher shop has stood proudly on the high street of
Chickens Come Home To Roost For Chris Minns As He Receives The 14-Day CDC Notice That Neighbour Is Going To Flatten The Federation Home Next Door, Build A Hideous Duplex And There's Fuck All He Can Do About It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The man leading the government that stripped every meaningful planning right from the suburban
Australia's Right-Wing Leaders Join Forces For Earth-Shaking 150-Strong Slopatriot Rally In Canberra
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia's political landscape has been immeasurably altered this week, after a shocking groundswell of
Local Woman With Burning Desire To Accidentally Spend $100 Decides To Visit Chemist Warehouse
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Tahlia Nowak woke up this morning with a seriously strong urge to buy
Campsite Banter Briefly Pauses As Mates All Give In To Masculine Urge To Stare Silently Into Roaring Fire
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A group of local mates from way back, have this weekend taken a moment to soak
Nan Still The Gout Gout Of ANZAC Biccies
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota Nan, Shirley Renson, has proved yet again she is the absolute best of the
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Not too much else to say really. It's Friday afternoon and there's
Self Confessed ‘Bad Replier’ Pretty Good At Spending 6 Hours Scrolling Reels
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A young man's attempt to highlight one of his technological shortcomings has inadvertently highlighted