Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Kiwis Can Now Relate To Trump After Long Drawn Out Skirmish With Iran Results In An Exhausting Stalemate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Our neighbours across the dutch (sic) have today developed a new found understanding for US President
Pauline Excited To Get A Free Spaceship After Close Friend Gina Rinehart Purchases $1B Share In SpaceX
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Australia’s richest person, Gina Rinehart, has purchased a $1 Billion share in Elon Musk’s
Former Test Cricketer Rob Quiney Lies And Says He Has "No Idea" How He Ended Up On Morrissey's List Of Malefactors
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Stalwart of Victorian cricket Rob Quiney was named by British singer Morrissey on an
Bret And Jemaine Spotted Stuck In Between Anti-Iran Protesters and Iranian Football Fans
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Two Kiwi men based in America have found themselves caught in between a geo-political and
Iran Threatens To Keep Strait Of Hormuz Closed If These Pesky Kiwis Try Anything Silly Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The under siege nation of Iran have today dropped a bombshell on the footballing world. The
After Only 6 Months Under Socialist Rule, New Yorkers Say This Is The Best Year Of Their Lives
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since 1973, the New York Knickerbockers are NBA champions -after a 94-
Maccas Urged To Cut The Shit And Bring Back The GOAT Cups Instead Of These Weird Plastic Ones
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The largest fast food franchise on the planet has today been urged to pull its finger
NBA Finals Reminds World That Real Celebrities Are Much More Exciting Than Vapid Influencers And Podcasters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite an already very crowded sporting news cycle, the entire planet is smiling for the people
Socceroos Credit Victory To Much Needed Hydration Breaks On 16 Degree Night In Vancouver
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation basks in the glory of a stunning World Cup win, an interesting insight
Trump Wraps Up Peace Deal So He Can Enjoy His Birthday Party
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Donald Trump has announced the US and Iran have finally reached a peace deal after almost
Origin Expected To Break Local Man After 72 Hours Of Red Lining On Sporting Excitement
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is buckling under the strain of some severe pressure right now. With a
One Nation In Trouble As Australia Receives Biennial Reminder That Multiculturalism Is Key To Patriotic Sporting Glory
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Nestory Irankunda is officially the greatest Australian that ever lived, and One Nation has plummeted 15%