Weirdo Guy From Work With The Foldable Samsung In Crisis Today

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A local pointdexter who works in Betoota's Old City District has today watched his world crumble around him.

The famously contrarian local man who has spent more than a decade gleefully refusing to submit to the overlords at Apple, has been rocked by some tech news today.

Normally one to chortle from a position of superiority at the bullshit Apple release days and the soulless carrot shaving that comes with it, Levi Ashcroft says today was very very different.

"Fuck," he sighed, showing us the image of a foldable iPhone Duo.

"That's Samsung's thing, it's always been our thing," said Ashcroft about the foldable phones that have generated so much hype in Samsung fans over recent years.

"Apple can't do that!"

"It's not fair," said the guy who doesn't understand why anyone would need to airdrop photos anyway.

"Fuckkkk."

When assured that a lot of people probs aren't going to drop $3,500 on the final boomer boss iPhone, Ashcroft sighed.

"Yeah they will, Apple fans just blindly do what their masters tell them."

"They are disciples to the brand," he said comfort opening and closing his foldable Samsung.

"I guess its just one win for the Apple, Samsung will triumph in the end."