Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Ed Sheeran Seen Throwing Chair At Friend Outside Melbourne Strip Club
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact British pop sensation Ed Sheeran has continued his seemingly endless tour of Australia last night, this
Much Needed Relief As Trucks Of DVDs Head Bush To Help Agricultural Sector In The Midst Crippling Porn Drought
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In what has been described as the 2026 version of the famous Burrumbuttock Hay Runners, a
German Film On SBS At 2AM With Frequent Tasteful Full Frontal Nudity Wins Ratings Battle
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For the first time since a world cup soccer match, the other public broadcaster has won
Australia Rushes To Send Military Aid To Poor Petro States Who Will Obviously Return The Kind Gesture By Not Gouging Us For Oil
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister of Australia has today moved to get our nation involved in the war
Classmate's Uncle's Fading Stash Of Skin Mags Surpasses Gold As Australia's Most Valuable Commodity
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The long lost second-hand market for blue magazines has been resurrected in Australia overnight. This comes
Parramatta Eels Fan Relegates Himself To NSW Cup For The Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local NRL fan has today made a huge call on the season. Will Muller (31)
One Nation's Chances In Adelaide’s West Eviscerated After Local Greek Labels Them Malakas On Live TV
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pauline Hanson's One Nation are currently experiencing potentially disastrous speed wobbles in South Australia,
YouTube Searches For Early 2000s Techno Anthem Video Clips Surge By 5000% Overnight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the age old saying goes, one giant tech platform's loss is another giant
Spike In Enrolments For Community Sport As Pornsick Gen-Z Men Emerge From Their Wank Dens
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian men are now free from the shackles of easily accessible hardcore online pornography, as the
Nation's Blokes Urged To Check In On 'That Mate' After Pornhub Ban Comes Into Effect
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Men around the country have today been urged to reach out and check in on their
Melbourne Man Performs Hook Turn
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact McLaren driver Oscar Piastri has reminded the nation why hook turns are best left to trams
Liberals Preselect Man Sleeping Rough In The Albury Botanic Garden Rotunda For Farrer By-Election
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Liberal Party has today announced its candidate for the May 9 Farrer by-election, passing over