Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Australia Finally Get Revenge For Gallipoli As Turks Ambushed By Our Brave Socceroos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 111 years after the brave young diggers were ambushed on the shores of Gallipoli, Australia has
Sydney’s Good Boys On The Verge Of Nervous Breakdowns After Nightly Vivid Fireworks
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Inner Sydney's good boys are on the brink of complete mental collapse as Vivid&
Australian Greeks Extremely Nervous About Tomorrow
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Hellenic Australians around the country are growing exceedingly anxious about the Socceroos opening match against Turkey.
Socceroos Fan Nervous About Lack Of Croatian Surnames On This World Cup Squad
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 34 year old Socceroos fan is getting slightly nervous about the lack of Croatian representation
Local Man's Plan To Stay Off The Piss This Weekend Just As Likely As Trump's Imminent Iran Peace Deal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Two distinct possibilities, poles apart, are today hurtling towards the same destination. Failure. This comes as
Local Man Thinks He's Helping By Mailing Bullets To The Mayor Over Proposed Rail Trail
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter pensioner has today expressed genuine confusion as to why everybody is
NBA Finals Way Better When Some Aussie Is Somehow In The Mix
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact As a flood of Knicks vs Spurs content starts infiltrating the social feeds of Australian
Owner Of Extremely Creepy Ray-Ban Camera Sunnies Better Work In Espionage Otherwise He's A Pervert
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man who feels the need to film people in public without them knowing is either
Report: The Phins Are Well And Truly Up
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT From Brisbane to the stunning beaches of the Sunny Coast, a strong seismic movement has been
Boss Kidding Himself If He Thinks The World Cup’s Not Going On The Tele
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Local middle manager and noted productivity enthusiast, Gary Johnson, has today been informed to keep his
Government Adds Over 50s To Social Media Ban In Effort To Quell Swelling One Nation Vote
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government is starting to panic but not for who you'd expect.
Australia Excited To Annoy Soccer Fans By Calling It Soccer For The Entirety Of The Big Soccer Competition
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact The national mood been given a much needed boost this morning with the news that