"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Victorian One Nation Leader Concedes That 15 Minute Cities Are Helpful If You Lose Your License
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT Victorian One Nation leader Warren Pickering has recently made a rather large concession. After admitting to
Hobart Hurricanes Sold For A Good Caravan And Two Pairs Of Going Out Shoes As BBL Privatises
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Hobart Hurricanes are reportedly the first Big Bash League team to be sold
Melbourne Media Will Have To Dig A Little Deeper If They Think A DUI and Some Goey Is Enough To Stop This Thing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT BARELY A HICCUP: After playing the role of One Nation cheerleaders for the last 12 months,
"The Government Is Trying To Control Our Lives" Says Bloke Whose Life Is Just A Daily Screen Time Of 6.5 Hours
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights son, nephew, cousin, brother and defacto husband has today blasted the government for
Inner-City Gym Decides It Needs 3 Metre Tall Glass Windows Facing Busy Main Street
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Betoota Fit & Fierce 24/7 has reopened today after weeks of renovation. Included in the
Man Opts Out Of The Algorithm By Throwing His Fucking Phone Off A Bridge And Going To The Pub
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Alcohol, nicotine and a warm spring breeze have continued to solve local problems this
Liberals To Defend Big Tech's Right To Stream This Shit Into The Frontal Lobes Of Vulnerable Young Men
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition will defend the status quo and protect the God-given rights of young
Woke Maths Teacher Accused Of Indoctrinating Kids By Teaching Them About Compound Interest
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A 43 year veteran of Betoota Heights High has today been the subject of a rather
"Reckon They've Forgotten About The Whole Gas Tax Thing Yet" Albo Asks Staffers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As revelations swirl that the Labor government has rolled out its very own version of Sports
Nation’s Tall Poppy Urges Satisfied As Sydney’s Eastern Suburb To Be Transformed With Minnslop Apartments
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Everyone who lives in the southern hemisphere's largest open-air sewer is rejoicing
Albo's Local Golf Course Now Able To Get Hard Solo On Tap After $6M Grant
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has found himself in a little bit of trouble after an examination
One Nation Vows To Let Australians Spend Their Super On A Brand New Isuzu DMAX
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT One Nation's greatest minds are currently discussing a new policy to allow Australians to