"The Government Is Trying To Control Our Lives" Says Bloke Whose Life Is Just A Daily Screen Time Of 6.5 Hours

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A Betoota Heights son, nephew, cousin, brother and defacto husband has today blasted the government for taking another step towards its dystopian dictatorship.

Kerrod Hampson (32) has done so in a number of different ways via a number of different channels over the past 24 hours, after revelations that the Anthony Albanese government is set to bring in another significant social media policy.

The bloke who clams up like a little sook whenever anyone engages in a real life argument he can't just buzzword his way out of, said the 'algorithm reforms' are just thinly veiled censorship.

"Mate if you think this is anything other than government just trying to control what information you receive, you are an idiot," explained Kerrod, who consumes a few hours of angertainment content everyday across various social media platforms.

"This another way of Albo trying to stop anyone criticising him."

"People should be served what they want," continued Kerrod in regards to digital platforms that have spent years harnessing the abilities of the best cognitive and behavioural scientists to create algorithms that maximise the time consumers spend on platform with no regard to the social or personal effects.

"And letting the government control information, well that's dangerous, really dangerous," said the gambling addict who's brain is turning to mush because all it does is stare at a screen all day and night.

When asked whether an opt out scheme to allow people to go back to the good old days of chron were you could catch up with what was going on before putting your phone down instead of constantly being served new content designed to keep you staring at a screen was really the first step to full blown censorship, Kerrod did the dummy spit thing again.

"Fucking woke leftists," he said.

More to come.