Liberals To Defend Big Tech's Right To Stream This Shit Into The Frontal Lobes Of Vulnerable Young Men

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The Federal Opposition will defend the status quo and protect the God-given rights of young men spend every waking minute of their lives staring into a highly addictive vortex of synthesised dopamine hits, instead of dating and taking part in society.

This follows the Labor government's first draft of the 'Digital Duty of Care laws' - which were released yesterday.

Under these reforms, social media users would be able to choose between the social media algorithm, or just the accounts they’ve opted to follow.

With millions of young men now overwhelmed by dangerous content that has seen drastic spikes in domestic extremism, gendered violence and self-harm - these changes have a near 100% approval rating within the community.

That is, outside of the populist political movements that depend on seeding chaos and division within Australian society.

The current business model of the big tech giants is to increase screen time by any means necessary, exploiting the insecurities and anxieties of vulnerable Australians with an algorithm that promotes grievances, shock and violence.

Similarly, female users are being targeted by medical misinformation that encourages dangerous habits like disordered eating - as well as sinister networks that engage in grooming and sexual exploitation.

It is not lost on anyone in the actual community that this highly complex software is causing damage to the nervous systems of the 85% of Australian adults who use these platforms daily for work, communication and news.

These laws are actually a lifeline for the Liberal Party whose radicalised boomer membership base and are now starting the mirror the more extreme flanks of the Trump MAGA movement due to such screen habits - resulting in death threats for the sitting Liberal MPs and their families who are deemed 'traitors' by the online mob.

However, without the algorithm, both One Nation and the Liberal's brain rot factions would not have much cut through.

With the 'extremely online' Liberal Senator Jacinta Price now attacking these reforms as 'censorship' and 'anti free speech' - it's clear that the Opposition will most likely oppose the bill because they are terrified of being caught naked when the tide goes out on the online culture wars.