"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Murdoch Officially Turns On Pauline Hanson As Someone At NewsCorp Is Clearly Compromised By The Epstein Files
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor's Rant | CONTACT With yesterday's sting in The Australian, it's clear that
Barnaby Submits Super-Raiding Policy Costings To Treasury Via SMS
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Lingering questions have been answered this week as One Nation's freshly minted
Yep Nothing To Worry About Here
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Recent political developments coming out of Germany today have revealed that there is still nothing to
Man Outsourcing All Executive Function To AI Finally Has Use For His Leftover Mercury
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A tummy ache haver from our town's hellish Heights district has this
Opposition To Oppose Algorithm Reforms Because Their Entire Political Strategy Relies On Brain Rot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Opposition has this week vowed that they will oppose new legislation aimed at stopping
Boyfriend To Postpone First Few Weeks Of Spring
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A relatively well likely local sneakerhead has today informed his significant other that he’s got
Anti-PC Commentators Insist The Woke Police Are Outraged By Awkward Cultural Gaffe
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The corner of the media and internet that feed off outrage and division have fired up
WTF!? Raising Taxes On An Addictive Product Until It's Prohibitively Expensive Results In A Blackmarket?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Parliament is now hosting a tug-of-war between the most stubborn people in Australian politics:
One Nation Back In Front After Pauline Announces Ban On Benson Boone From FM Radio If Elected
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Government has fallen out of favour this week as One Nation surges back
Carn The Replacements! Reigning Premiers Crushed By ‘The Sydney Swaps’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A sporting fairytale is emerging in the AFL this September. After weeks of daunting conversations about
Office NPC Punches Monitor After Failing To Secure Bruno Mars Tickets
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some guy that works in town with a computer in return for money has
Word Of The Week: Fredagsbar (A Popular Danish Tradition Of Friday Drinks And Socialising)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Turns out you social media sickos just can't get enough of the word of