Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Employee Kindly Takes Resume Knowing Damn Well There Aren’t Enough Shifts To Go Round
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The unemployment rate in Australia is 4.5% according to the April figures from the Australian
‘Redraw!’ Exclaims Absolute Pub Larrakin 2.5 Seconds After The First Ticket Is Read Aloud At Meat Raffle
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Betoota Bowls Club has been raffling meat since the time of Menzies. Meat raffles are
Local Women Slowly Dawdle Out Of Restaurant In Hopes The Other Will Suggest An Ice Cream First
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Two women grabbing dinner in Betoota’s French Quarter last night were seen emerging from the
Friend’s New Boyfriend Gives Everyone The Ick With Puffer Vest And Shorts Combo
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Introducing a new partner can always be a difficult meeting to master, however for one woman
New Data Reveals Spike In Number Of Australian Households Where Mum Is The Primary Spider-Killer
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A new report from Betoota University indicates spider-killing duties are befalling an unprecedented number of
Local Woman’s Accent Leaning A Little British Means Love Island Season Is Back
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local Betoota friend group were seen with puzzling facial expressions as their Australian born friend
Younger Australians Confused As To How Their Parents Didn't Find This Guy Extremely Sus
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Younger Australians are scratching their heads after watching the recent Rolf Harris documentary on ABC. "
"Pffft $1.6m Isn't Even Lunch" Taylor Scoffs At One Nation's Pathetic Fundraising Effort
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Angus Taylor has been reminded this week that no matter how much
DFAT Advises All Australians In New York To Show Extreme Caution And Avoid Wearing Black
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia's Department of Foreign Affairs & Trade has today issued an urgent warning to
Report Finds One Nation's $400 Billion Defence Plan Was Modelled Off Red Alert 2
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One Nation's Defence Policy has come under fire this week, as it becomes clear
Only Child Finishing High School About To Learn For The First Time Nobody Really Gives A Fuck What They Think About Anything
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact A young bloke with the world at his feet will learn a few things about
Pauline Hanson Launches Fundraising Drive To Take The Pressure Off Our Billionaire Mining Oligarchs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Pauline Hanson has this week taken the next serious step towards becoming the Prime Minister of