Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Old Man Impressed By The Torque But You'd Be Fucked If He'd Ever Buy An Electric Mower
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove retiree has once again found himself caught between genuine admiration for modern technology
Roosters Fan Relieved To Take His Mind Off Government's Abhorrent And Socialist Capital Gains Tax Changes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The mighty Sydney Roosters will throwing the kitchen sink at the New Zealand Warriors when they
Sydney Racist Suddenly Questioning His Whole Worldview After Being Confronted By One Of These
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A racist man has been stopped in his tracks and forced to turn back while deeply
Man Triggers Late Night Existential Crisis By Looking At Upload Date Of Classic Youtube Video
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has reportedly triggered a mild but persistent existential crisis after noticing the upload
Federal Corruption Watchdog To Grill The Easter Bunny Over Disgraceful Findings
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s most adored fluffy little rabbit is expected to get skinned this week, after being
Annoying Lawyer Friend Corrects Every Story Embellishment
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact It was a wet summer’s day in Betoota and friends Jim and Claz were just
Local Oddball Decides To Lay Cable In The Middle Cubicle Of An Empty Bathroom
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A somewhat peculiar cubicle man has today lived up to his reputation. Andre Hilston (31) of
Jim Chalmers Splits The "C" On A Warm 600mL Buddy Of Vanilla Coke
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In what economic analysts are calling his most decisive act of fiscal leadership this term, Treasurer
Annoying Tiktok Street Interviewer Meets His Match With Even More Annoying Local Charity Pest
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local aspiring social media star Sasha Preston (28), who has dipped his toes into several genres
Owner Of Rooted 2010 BMW 3-Series Checks To See Which Credit Card Has Room For A Tank Of E10
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man who drives a heavily modified 2010 BMW 320i has reportedly begun the delicate
Faded Haircut Guide Poster At Turkish Barbershop Somehow Older Than The Actual Barber
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A faded haircut guide poster hanging on the wall of a local barber shop has somehow
Local Mum Forced To Cover Child's Eyes While Walking Down Cursed "British Foods" Aisle At Woolies
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A brave mother has today been forced to shield her daughter from one of the greatest