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Reanimated Robert Menzies Elected As Tony Abbott's Vice President Of Liberal Party

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The reanimated corpse of Robert Menzies has been elected as vice president of Tony

Mayor Of Townsville May Or May Not Have Flogged Some Cunt At A Pub On Magnetic Island But Just Leave It

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There are murmurs coming out of the North this week about an alleged brouhaha that might

Local Journalist Breaks The Mould By Not Having Staunch Labor Voting School Teachers As Parents

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A crack news reporter based Betoota's youthful French Quarter has this week revealed an

Barbeques Galore Goes Under Due To Nobody Having Any Money Anymore Let Alone A Backyard

Looming World Cup Causes Man To Dust Off FIFA18 For A Bit Of Fun

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has this week decided to unwind and try and enjoy some of life&

After Weeks Of Trying To Forget Each Other, World’s Most Toxic Love Triangle Now More Passionate Than Ever

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news that has the rest of the global community rolling their eyes, one of

Small Businessman Enjoys Brief Window Of Joy Between Taking Hard-Earned Dividend And Learning He Forgot To Update The CCS Estimate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local construction material supplier magnate who has spent the past twelve months quietly

Grandparents Inability To Use A Smart TV Sees Them Radicalised By Sky News On Samsung Home Screen

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Two loving local grandparents from the leafy enclave of Betoota Grove have gradually embraced the warm

Full iPhone Storage Forces Local Woman To Choose Between The Joy Of Music Or Finding Love

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A Betoota Heights resident was forced to make a callous decision between the two apps closest

Hollywood Confirms James Bond Will Now Drive A Canary-Yellow Monaro If Elordi Gets The Role

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Auditions for the next era of the James Bond franchise are currently taking place, with Australian

Opponents Of Victoria's Premier Seem To Have Forgotten What Happened The Last Time The W-Word Was Thrown Around

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan has this week been targeted by a shocking and largely unoriginal advertising

Extremely Middle Class Colleague Has The Basketball Game Up On His Phone And Is Pretending To Work Ha Ha

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact While lesser parts of the country were off growing fat on the couch yesterday,