Six Missed Calls From Random Number Suggests Last Weekend’s Shithole Still Available
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man is straight batting an over of phone calls this morning as
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Albo Politely Declines Staffer's Suggestion He Do A "What Were You Like In The 90s" Video
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today gently declined a pitch from a 25-year-
Architect Simply Cannot Stop Himself From Adding Curved Balconies With Shit Dangling Off Them To Proposed Development
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local fuckwit architect has today unveiled his latest masterpiece to the Betoota Shire
Poor Little Gas Companies Who Can Sponsor Every Sporting Code In Nation Can't Afford To Pay Any Tax Apparently
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation is this week being treated to a nice sob story from a couple of
Australian Media Works Tirelessly To Not Mention The Rural Independent That Could Destroy Their One Nation Narrative
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For 23 years, the Liberal Party held the rural NSW electorate of Farrer safely. The local
'Slight Morning Tickle In The Throat' Type Weather Descends On Nation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT From Carnarvon to the Tweed, the those south of the great chill line are once again
Raw Milk Enthusiast Definitely Had A Few Intrusive Thoughts During Zoo Visit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 29-year-old man has been removed from the Channel Country Zoo this
Farrer By-Election: Taylor Struggles To Find One Farmer In The NSW Riverina Whose Family Migrated From A Liberal Democracy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT When Sussan Ley MP got knifed as the Liberal leader late last year, events were put
Mayor Of Betoota Joins Calls For A Permanent Ceasefire Ahead Of Talks
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Lord Mayor of Betoota has joined growing calls for a permanent, comprehensive ceasefire
After Two Long Weeks, Local Parents Glad To Fuck The Little Shits Off
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some welcome news for parents around the country, school is back! After two long weeks
Treasurer's Office Now Ignoring All Bigpond Emails As Capital Gains Tax Changes Fires Up The Boomers
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The office of Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has reportedly begun automatically filtering out any emails sent
Anthony Albanese Urges Nation To Just Bung On Some Spacey Jane And Live In The Moment
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Anthony Albanese has confirmed the National Cabinet will meet in the coming days to ensure Australians
Explosive Four Corners Report Finds Most Of These Mature-Aged ADHD Sufferers Are Actually Just Lefties With Annoying Personalities
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After years of being dismissed as leftie circle-jerk that hates farmers and racing, the public