"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Year 12 Formal Suit Pushed To Its Absolute Limit As Local Prop Scrubs Up For Rugby Club Presos
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Buttons are working overtime on a skinny fit suit this evening, as a reserve
Family Forced To Host Intervention After Mum Discovers Temu
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT After years of having a mother that refused to use any form of online shopping, a
Traffic Lights Magically Go Off After Man Frantically Pushes Button A Few More Times
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A set of traffic lights in Betoota’s CBD have defied the odds and miraculously gone
Man Hopes To Wake Up Limber And Fresh After First Net Session Of The Season, Where He Will Not Warm Up And Bowl Like Thommo Until Something Snaps
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Under fading light tonight, a local man will be winding back the clock as
Sweet Summer Child: Mate From Sydney Insists On Leaving An Hour Early To Find A Park
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A Sydney man is currently experiencing his seventeenth wave of culture shock after landing in Queensland
“We Should Move Here” - Queenslander Immediately Regrets Exposing His Southerner Wife To Maleny
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Brisbane bloke has today made a crucial error in allowing his out-of-towner wife
“Migrants Should Fit In Like We Did” Says Bloke Whose Nonno Never Learnt A Lick Of English And Blatantly Evaded Income Tax For 75 Years
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A 3rd generation Italian man has today revealed to The Advocate one of his major concerns
Aussie Schools Struggle With Behavioural Problems As Students No Longer Live In Fear Of Chain-Smoking Vietnam Veterans
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report has found that no, you are not just turning into a grumpy old
Dominic Perrottet Wakes Up, Reads Headlines, Tries To Go Back To Sleep
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet [EP: sub-editor please check spelling] woke this morning
Local Woman Trying To Enjoy Discreet Takeaway Dinner Subjected To Needlessly Identifiable Bag Of Shame
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A woman in Betoota’s french quarter feels privacy is no longer a right but instead
Dugong Population Drops 50% In Shock To Scientists That Have Never Tasted One As They Are Delicious
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Scientists are growing concerned this week after dugong populations in the Gulf are estimated
Report Finds That 90% Of Husbands Think Louis Vuitton And Louboutin Are The Same Brand
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Report Finds That 90% Of Husbands Think Louis Vuitton And Louboutin Are The Same Brand That