Latest news (Page 38)

After Facing Backlash For Having Same Migration Numbers As Labor, Pauline Calls For 'Indian Ocean' To Be Renamed 'Australian Ocean'

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The most in form noise merchant in Australia is reportedly set to fire off another algorithmic

Far-Right Cooker Who Can't Stop Talking About Grooming Gangs And Pedo Cults Mustn't Be Watching The Actual News

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Australia's most influential far-right political pundits, Jezza Mackie (35), appears to

Ben Carroll Scraps Bronze Dan Andrews Statue Claiming To Have Never Met The Guy

PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT Victorian premier Ben Carroll has decided to scrap the controversial bronze statue of Daniel Andrews.  Because

Ozempic Allegations Fly After Man Reveals Bag Of Air Is His Snack Of Choice

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A Betoota Grove local has ignited Ozempic rumours with an admission regarding his favorite type of

Adelaide Strikers Put Tentative 9am Curfew In Place As They Sign Ben Stokes For BBL16

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact English cricket's red rudeboy has signed with the Adelaide Strikers this week,

Mate Who Couldn't Catch A Fish With 2 Grand Worth Of Gear At High Tide Reckons He'd Go Alright On Alone

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Plains man has drawn a rather strong reaction from some of his friends after

The Nation

Range Rover Owner Not Happy That Every Other 4WD Looks Exactly The Same As His Baby Nowadays

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Every second 4WD vehicle now looks like a Range Rover, that's according to a

Cost Of Living Crisis Forces Keen Golfer To Play Courses Where They Let You Wear Jeans

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man is lamenting this week after his inability to listen in school

The Nation

Corporate Tower Lift Now Permanently Stinks Like The Fruity Stench Of Modern Finance Bros

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The corporate elevator now smells like a fusion of grape, mango, lychee, peppermint and apple. That&

Growing One Nation Momentum Forces Labor To Consider Locking Brown People In Island Cages Again

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Another 'shock' by-election result has slapped Australia's entrenched political landscape in

Derro Who Got Honeydicked Into Buying Shitbox Apartment On 5% Deposit Scheme Needs To Get Over The Fact He's Now Financially-Ruined For Life

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The world is fucked and everyone in it can get fucked this week after

Concerns Raised As Young Fella Reveals That He Prefers The Teeth Lolly From Party Mix

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A local 6 year old had her birthday party flipped on its head over the weekend