Six Missed Calls From Random Number Suggests Last Weekend’s Shithole Still Available
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man is straight batting an over of phone calls this morning as
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Nation Rests Assured That Even If Flights Are Cut Back And Become Too Expensive, We Have A World-Class Rail Network To Get Around On
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australians have been urged not to panic about the ongoing collapse of domestic aviation,
Chronically Single Mate Convinced Air Hostess Was Definitely Hitting On Him
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A mate who follows way too many gym models on Instagram is being torn
RBA Again Decides Best Response To Corporate Price Gouging And Record Government Spending Is To Flog First Home Buyers With A Bullwhip
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank of Australia has this week confirmed it will raise interest rates
Gorgeous Autumnal Weather Doing The Heavy Lifting Of Spirits Right Now
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As beautiful big blue skies cover Betoota today, autumn is pretty awesome, it can
"G'Day You Fucken Sucked Mango Seed Looking Fuck" Chalmers Greets Trump Logan-Style Amid Criticism
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Treasurer Jim Chalmers has this morning delivered what political observers are describing as a
Local Man Enrols In Honours Year At Uni After Taking A Look At Jobs Market
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Tim Barton, a recent graduate of Betoota University, has enrolled in his honours year after 20
Harry's Mind Wanders From Whatever Boring Function He's At To A Simpler Time When He Was At The Richards In Mitchell Enjoying A Few Off The Wood As A Young Ringer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sources close to the Duke of Sussex have confirmed that sometime during his current
Wind Coming Down Escalators From Train Platform Better Than Any Air Con Money Can Buy
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local public transport commuters have another reason to jump for joy as train station escalators provide
Pakistan Suggests Fate Of Hormuz Strait Could Come Down To A Super Over
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Pakistan has formally proposed to the United Nations Security Council that control of the
Single Tear Rolls Down Face Of Reformed White Boy Listening To Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 Soundtrack
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A single tear is rolling down the face of a Caucasian millennial man currently listening to
Benji Making Tigers Fan Feel Like He's 10 Years Old Again
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 30 year old Tigers fan is feeling a sense of child-like joy he hasn&
Local Woman Disappointed To See Only Text Is From Dominos After Having A No Phone Day
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local Betoota woman was left questioning her friendships after only receiving a notification from Dominos