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Former NRL Prodigy Returns Home To Captain-Coach Bush Footy Side Full Of Plumbers And Abattoir Workers

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bush footy club on the brink of collapse is expected to be saved

Woman Who Accidentally Clicked On Vaguely Sketchy Link Last Night Unsure If She Should Warn Entire Personal Network

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A Betoota Heights woman is today on edge her friends and family may have already received

Year 1 Class Self Portrait Tea Towel Still Getting A Good Run At Mums

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 2003 tea towel featuring a 30 year old man's classroom's self

Grandpa Nods Politely Through Explanation Of Career He Will Never Understand

JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT A local grandfather has politely nodded his way through a description of a career he has

Experts Estimate Melburnians Lose 9.5 Hours Each Weekend Queuing For Useless Bakeries And Sample Sales

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A new report emerging from Betoota University has found the average Melburnian spends approximately 9.5

Home Made Rice Paper Rolls Testing Man's Patience

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man who agreed to make rice paper rolls for dinner with his partner is

Local Girl Risks A Week Of Head Noise For Her Boyfriend By Making Another Short King Joke

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local Betoota couple is seriously on the rocks this week after the girlfriend completely misjudged

Bloke Who Orders Well Done Steak At Restaurant Also Needs It Chopped Into Itty Bitty Mouthfuls

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man who insists on ordering his steak well done at restaurants is now facing

Local News

Yum Cha Novice Does Not Let Soup Dumplings Cool Adequately

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has had the finish stripped off his tongue today at the

Sydney Traditionalist Still Using Buggy And Unreliable Tripview Lite App Instead Of Google Maps

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A slow adapter from Sydney is still using his buggy version of Tripview Lite instead of

The Nation

Barnaby Takes Pro-Life Politics To A New Level And Starts Poking Holes In Condoms At The Guyra Servo

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the nation's greatest political headline generators has today surprisingly tried to fly

“Today Is Your Birthday, Okay” Australia Tells King

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Even though he turned 77 last November, Australia has decided that today is the King Of