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The most in form noise merchant in Australia is reportedly set to fire off another algorithmic sugar hit.
With a bit of flack starting to stick over her made up migration numbers, Pauline Hanson has revealed that she will rename the Indian Ocean if she becomes the next Prime Minister.
In an exclusive interview with The Advocate this morning, Hanson confirmed that the Indian Ocean is the first on a long list of places she is going to rename - in her quest to improve the lives of ordinary Australian battlers.
Other names on the list are of course places like Uluru and K'gari, with a potential legal introduction that could see anyone who uses the word Naarm face jail time.
The stunning new piece of policy follows the play book handed to Pauline and her benefactor Gina Rinehart by the Trump regime and their backers.
It also follows confirmation from One Nation, via David Farley, Barnaby Joyce and Pauline Hanson - that no one in the party has any real fucking plan with migration.
Farley this week fucked over her boss by claiming that One Nation's net migration figure is actually the same as the Labor Governments - presumably to appease his constituents in Farrer who rely on cheap international labour.
However, Pauline has since come out to claim that David has no idea what he's talking about, and One Nations net overseas migration number is 130,000.
However, she is allowing for 100,000 workers to come and occupy jobs in things like the agricultural and nursing sector - which seemingly would take her figure to 230,000.
That figure would be 5,000 less than the government's, but Pauline says it's different because the 100,000 workers in nursing and agriculture don't actually take 'Aussie houses' - in the latest example of Trumpian flexitruth.
With plenty of ordinary Aussies who don't spend too much time on the internet being somewhat confused about Pauline's ability to call a spade a rake - the backlash has now led to the Indian Ocean policy.
"It's not the Indian Ocean, it's the bloody Australian Ocean!" said Pauline to The Advocate without explaining how exactly she plans to get the name changed.
More to come.
