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Boyfriend Who Hosed Down An Overseas Holiday This Year Drops Return Flights On A Gamethingy

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Flight Path District man has drawn the ire of his girlfriend once again. Albert

"You'd Never Be Able To Do That In This Nanny State" Man Says Of Flying Two Commercial Jetliners Meters Above Stadium Full Of People

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local nostalgia enthusiast is shaking his head this morning after seeing footage of

Politics

After 20 Years In Parliament, Barnaby Reveals Immigrants Are To Blame For His Hometown Of 70,000 Not Having A Heated Pool

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The political establishment are on notice. One Nation have officially won two lower house seats. One

Politics

Perth's Filthy Bogans Vote Against Own Interests By Electing One Nation Over A Parachuted Gas Lobbyist

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT RACISTS! One Nation has scored a historic win in Western Australia, securing its first lower house

Victorian Government Shelve Plans For Dan Andrews Statue Over Concerns Wealthy Lefties Won't Be Able To Stop Smooching It

INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact The Victorian Government is not standing with Dan this week as they cancel a planned

Local RSL Announces That Anyone With A Sydney Marathon Medal Can March On Anzac Day

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota Heights RSL has ruffled some feathers in the community today, with an interesting new

Local Dolphins Fan Asks Dan Murphy’s Staff To Recommend Something That Tastes Like A Sweet Sweet Victory

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Moreton Bay man has today walked into his local Dan Murphy's with one

"Don't Worry Babe, I'm Cooking Dinner" Man Says In Epic Troll

INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact A local man has sent shivers down his domestic life partner's spine this

Word Of The Week: Diaphanous (Something Thin, Light, And Delicate Enough To Be See-Through)

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT On another fine Friday afternoon, The Betoota Advocate is pleased to present its third social media

HR Department Curious Why 14 Men Have Suddenly Applied For Leave On The Same Day In November

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The brownshirts at a mid-sized Betoota Heights marketing firm has reportedly grown suspicious

QLD The Only State Who Won't Be Using Renewable Energy For Data Centres Because Of Course They Fucken Won't

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The State of Queensland has once again laid down the gauntlet to the uppity Southerners who

Townsville School Teacher Was Unaware That Jason Taumalolo Had Written A Book

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A veteran high school teacher in our state's Deep North has today let out