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Inner City Teen’s Attempts At Rebellion Hampered By Parents Being Weirdly Supportive Of Everything

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A teenager from a trendy inner city suburb's attempts to rebel against his parents

Report: Not Going On Phone For 30 Minutes During Nail Appointment Is A Form Of Mindfulness

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A report into the activities that Gen Z’s will claim as “mindfulness” has found that

Quirky Cafe's Confusing Bathroom Gender Signs Last Thing Hungover Man Needs Right Now

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A hungover mans Sunday has been thrown into chaos after needing to use the bathroom at

Lack Of Euro Summer Made Up For With Spectacular Views At The Local Taverna

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT "It's almost as if you're there!" he said while gazing

Local Woman’s New Lease On Life Doesn’t Last Long After Journalling For 3 Days In A Row

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Everything was going to change for one local Betoota woman who put down the phone and

Potentially Hot Guy Spoils It By Smiling Enough To Reveal Blackmarket Nicotine Sachet

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local hot guy was seen giving every woman in a 10 meter radius the ick

WW2 Expert Says Cluster Of Lime Bikes Harder To Navigate Than The Beach Fortifications At Normandy

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A historian and WW2 expert has admitted that the clusters of dumped Lime Bikes around the

Sports

So-Called Rabbitohs Fan Hasn't Even Gotten On The Piss Down The Newmarket

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bloke that spends a lot of time reading novels - in the most visible corner of

World News

Drunk Man Receives Unabridged History Of Pakistan After Asking Uber Driver His Thoughts On Imran Khan

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A drunk man with a surface level knowledge of Pakistan's history has just received

Politics

4Corners Reveals Democracy Now So Compromised That Lobbyists No Longer Need To Operate In The Shadows

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent Four Corners investigation has revealed that we have finally reached the point where political

The Nation

Anyone Wearing These Pervert Glasses Needs A Hiding, Says Mainstream Australian Society

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new boom in 'Smart glasses' and other discreet recording devices has caused extreme

Storm And Broncos Agree To Just Play Shoulders On Tonight To Ensure Everyone Gets To Bali Unscathed

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Last year's grand finalists are set to kick off the penultimate round of the