Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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US Confirms We Are Getting The Nuclear Submarine Equivalent Of A Rooted Captiva
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The United States Navy has confirmed this week that the Virgina-class submarines we
Minimum Wage Increases By 2% More Than Billionaire Wealth In Latest Example Of Australia's Tall Poppy Syndrome
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the cost of living crisis continues to bite the country, the nation's struggling
Cascade Claim Victory In Century-Long Tasmanian Beer War
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The last barrel has been tapped. After 144 years of conflict that reshaped the
Brisbane Man Actually Might Go Check Out A Bandits Match After Last Week's NRL, AFL And Origin Results
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A dead on the inside Brisbane man is seriously considering a major sporting code pivot after
“Ahhhh That Explains It” Says Woman Attempting To Blame Recent String Of Extremely Toxic Behaviours On The Full Moon
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Local woman Ally Moore was this week rather pleased to learn that she’s not to
Local Woman Transported Back To 2006 Cavill Ave As Hubby Splashes On Some Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male For 20th Anniversary
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local woman, Fi Hanlan (46) says she almost expected to hear the infectious groove of "
“OMG It’s Finally Perfect Harry Potter Watching Weather” Says Millennial Coworker
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Millennials across the nation are rejoicing as temperatures begin to plummet just in time for winter.
Boyfriend Who Can Explain 26 Different Types Of Concrete Still Unable To Wrap Head Around Washing Machine Cycles
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A relatively high functioning 30 something man from Betoota Heights has left his wife scratching her
“I Don't Want To Make An Enemy Out Of Pauline” Says Man That Had Her Thrown In Prison For Electoral Fraud
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party has elected a new national president in the shape of former Prime Minister
Dragons Fans Finally Celebrate Not Getting Fucked Over By The Ref For First Time In 15 Matches
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Brisbane Broncos endured their most embarrassing NRL loss of the season yesterday, after a dismal
7 Things That Pauline Hanson Will Be Awesome At When She Becomes Prime Minister
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the media working itself into a frenzy over a string of polls before we'
National Party Shocks Voters By Making Stunning Commitment To Net Zero Seats By 2028
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The National Party of Australia have this weekend dropped a political bombshell. The self-proclaimed party