Six Missed Calls From Random Number Suggests Last Weekend’s Shithole Still Available
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man is straight batting an over of phone calls this morning as
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Politician Who Unravels At The Slightest Sign Of A Difficult Question Would Make A Great PM
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the comment section across the noisiest sections of the internet gets louder about a new
“Is He Hot?” Local Woman Interrupts Friend’s Story To Ask The Important Question
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Last Friday, in a pub in Betoota’s French Quarter, a group of young corporate women
Qantas Takes Drastic Action To Preserve Billion Dollar Profit By Cutting Services And Raising Fares
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Qantas said on Tuesday it had raised fares, slashed domestic flight capacity and cancelled
5 Weeks In, These Terrified Fuel Conscious Grey Nomads Are Still Bunkering Down At Free Campsite
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the conflict in the Middle East drags on for another week, a pair of weary
Uni Student Makes First Offline Appearance On Campus To Request An Extension
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A chronically online young man has made his first offline appearance at Betoota University today to
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Harry And Megan Are Here And [Insert Sky News Host] Does Not Like That One Bit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The King's son and his wife are here and our hot-headed
Local Gen-Z’s Visit To His Parents Place Means Watching Some Obscure ABC Docuseries Hosted By Aussie Comedian
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT 24 year old man Andrew Fennel was introduced to another new ABC docuseries by his parents
Australian Economy Grows 36% In Quarter Due To Increase In Productivity From Men Aged 13-99
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some welcome good news for the country - there is some finally some positive economic numbers.
Entire Bus Forced To Listen To Vanilla Chit Chat Between Two People Who Met Through Friends Once
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of the Diamantina’s most tedious bus routes has been exceptionally excruciating this
Substitute Teacher Blown Away By Longevity Of Computer-Lab Flash Games He Used To Play
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local high school substitute teacher has been left absolutely stunned by the fact that the
Report: None Of This Would Be Happening If Eagle Boys Cheap Tuesdays Were Still Around
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Done away are the days of a $3.95 Eagle Boys pizza, and as are the
“At Least I’ll Have Leftovers!” Says Recently Separated Woman Who Just Cooked Enough For 5
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Olivia Barry (34) quietly celebrated last night after realising she had cooked enough spaghetti bolognese to