Six Missed Calls From Random Number Suggests Last Weekend’s Shithole Still Available
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man is straight batting an over of phone calls this morning as
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"He Deserves A Second Chance" Barnaby Says As One Nation Hires Snowtown Killer John Bunting
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Member for New England Barnaby Joyce is fending off puritan backlash this morning after
Pope Low Key Pumped To Drop Some Fire Memes In This Online War With Trump
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Pope Leo XIV has today spoken to The Advocate about his rapidly escalating online tiff with
Liberals Release Their Own Fuel Saving Ad Featuring Sam Kekovich Threatening To Kill Anyone Wasting Diesel
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The federal opposition has launched a counter-campaign to the Albanese government's
Girl Named Emily Adamant Bieberchella Set Was Low Key Genius, And Anyone Who Doesn't Get That Is An Idiot
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Emily Adams (31) has spent the better half of today glued to her phone after the
Markets Down On Hormuz Blockade Today; Expected To Go Up Tomorrow For TACO Tuesday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Global equities fell on Monday as the US naval blockade of Iranian ports starts
Person Riding Bicycle On Footpath Has The Nerve To Aggressively Ding Pedestrians
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local office worker from our town's brood nest of the Old City District
Noosa Man Unsure If He Has Another “Oi You Guys Leaving?” Left In Him
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT 27 year old Sam Callahan has exhausted his social battery before even leaving the car today.
Anti-Vaxxer Ostracised By Their Community For Believing People Actually Flew By The Moon Last Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A vaccine skeptic from our town's bohemian French Quarter has become persona
Man Receives Strongest Proof Yet That We're Living In A Simulation After Tigers Finish Round 6 On Top Of NRL Ladder
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A cynical free thinker from Betoota's French Quarter has this morning found himself contemplating
Man Tired Of The News
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has spoken this morning of his increasing and concerning indifference when
Peace Talks Collapse With “Total Annihilation” Still A Bit Of A Sticking Point For Iran
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world has let out another collective groan over the weekend, after revelations that the latest
World Happiness Report Really Needs To Start Factoring In Weather
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent report has revealed that the World Happiness Index really needs to start factoring weather