Local Fuck Boy Turns Phone Off And Goes Dark To Avoid Filling Out Census With Situationship Tonight

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The waters have been muddied for a local woman, once again.

Local fuckboy Andy Towers (29) has done so by cancelling plans with his insignificant other (apparently) today, after being thrown some flirty bait around tonight's national event.

With households around the country set to fill out the Census, Andy's current situationship Natasha Kovacic had assumed they'd fill it out together.

With the sleepovers becoming more and more frequent between the two, the Census could very well spark a conversation around maybe possibly defining whatever it is that they have.

However, in this world of endlessly disappointing and commitment-phobic men, it seems like Natasha is apparently set for another let down.

"Yeah he just randomly told me he can't make it over for dinner tonight, and hasn't responded to any of my messages for a few hours," said Natasha, who had been enjoying the tit for tat messages that come with the cute flirty stage of dating.

"I look forward to getting some vague as fuck message later today, before he sends me a 'heyyyy' after a few beers on Friday night, and then some pillow talk about how his parents divorce has fucked him up and he just feels so much pressure and he really doesn't want to let me down because I'm so beautiful but he's just got some things he needs to sort out."

"And here we go again."

"I should've just married the high school tradie"

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