"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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English Cricketer Goes To A Nightclub And Doesn't Get Into A Fight Or Arrested
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The English press is scrambling this morning (their time), after disturbing allegations emerged overnight. With the
Suburban Woolies Ram Raided In Alleged Ooshie Theft Overnight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota's French Quarter Woolworths is currently the scene of a crime scene investigation. This
Report: Farley Only 2-3 Weeks Away From Sitting As An Independent At This Rate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Member for Farrer David Farley is a matter of weeks away from leaving One
Anthony Albanese, Tied To Chair With An Anti-Aircraft Gun Pointed At Him, Declares DPRWA's GST Deal Will Not Change While He's PM
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has returned from the Democratic People's Republic of Western
West End Bachelor Makes Sure To Bring Up That He Was At A Gay Wedding Recently
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT It’s fairly well known the dating pool can be rather dire these days, so single
Kid With A Teacher Mum Knocks Book Week Out Of The Park Again
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Remy Matthews' arrival to school this morning has left all the other kids in Ms
Sharehouse Finally Completes Six Season Show After Two Years Of Living Together
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Over two years after signing their lease, a sharehouse in Betoota’s french quarter have finally
Collingwood Fans To Further Bankrupt Victoria After Premier Promises To Add Dental To State Health Service
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The malaise currently afflicting the state of Victoria may continue for some time yet, after a
Guy From Canberra Almost Pops A Blood Vessel Defending Canberra
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A man from Canberra has become dangerously close to serious medical harm after a vehement defence
Yeah Cool, Let Us Know When Robots Can Make A Rigid Pen Wobble In Broad Daylight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As each week passes, the world comes closer to the staggering realisation that robots are about
KPMG Slashes Staff To Navigate Challenging Headwinds Of Management Not Knowing What The Fuck They’re Synergising
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Being a consultant is easy but this week KPMG is making it look hard
Two Birds One Stone: One Nation Says Making Smokes Cheaper Means People Won't Actually Need Super Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Barnaby Joyce has made two controversial policies dovetail neatly this week after