Guy From Canberra Almost Pops A Blood Vessel Defending Canberra

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT

A man from Canberra has become dangerously close to serious medical harm after a vehement defence of his home city. 

The incident occurred during a catch up between mates Liam Hargreaves (33) and Ben Ryan (34), who after uni in Bathurst, had gone their separate ways. Liam had returned to his beloved Canberra, while Ben opted for sunny Sydney. 

The catastrophic blow up came just moments after Ben asked how life is in Canberra. He has since apologised for the remarks, maintaining they weren’t intended to sound ‘patronising’. 

“What do you guys do everyday ha ha. It must be boring, man. It’s so grey there, like someone put a black and white filter on the whole place,” he had said.  

“WHAT!!” demanded Liam. 

“Oh get fucked. Get fucked! Canberra is the best. It is actually the best, you just don’t know the right places to go. Look at you, you live in Sydney, you wouldn’t know a good city if it smacked you across the face.”

Seething, Liam reached for his pint and took a long sip. He set the empty glass down. 

“There’s loads to do. You just wouldn’t know.”

Wanting to make up for his near fatal misstep, and with Liam’s forehead vein becoming increasingly plump with every passing second, Ben asked him where the best spots were. 

“You wouldn't even know, dude. You can only know if you’re a local. It’s like, nature walks and shit outside the city.”

“You know what, I don’t need this. I actually don’t need to surround myself with this negativity. Juvenile,” he hissed, removing his jacket from the back of his chair. 

Against the advice of medical professionals, Liam then left the premises with an extremely high blood pressure. 

More to come.