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The Prime Minister has returned from the Democratic People's Republic of Western Australia (DPRWA) this week with a renewed respect for the contributions that the nation's largest state makes to the economy.
There will be no changes to the DPRWA's GST deal while Anthony Albanese is Prime Minister. A declaration made while he was tied to a chair in the Millstream Chichester National Park in the Pilbara.
A ZSU-23-4 Shilka, painted in desert camouflage with the radar plate emblazoned with the nation-state's black swan and AK47 motif, had its guns trained on the Prime Minister during the negotiations.
The DPRWA's Supreme Leader Roger Cook told The Advocate he makes no apologies for getting the best deal for his people.
"We mean business," he said.
"So much so, we tested it [shooting a person tied to a chair with an anti-aircraft gun] on Troy Buswell beforehand. We made the PM watch. Needless to say, he was ready to make a fair deal with us after we atomised the Bus before his eyes. Vale Troy, your service to the people of the DPRWA is over. We salute you,"
"I think it's a very fair deal. We are keeping the country afloat. If Victorian Labor win and the state health service has to fix everyone's teeth, who's paying for it? The DPRWA is. When Sydney wants to build more Metro stations, more apartments above Metro stations to put their imported Labor voters in, who pays? The DPRWA. When Brisbane wants an Olympics, who pays? The DPRWA. When Adelaide doesn't want anymore blackouts, who builds the batteries? The DPRWA does. When the Tasmanians revolt against the overweight, rich mainlanders stealing all their housing and turning them into short term rentals, who is going to arm them in the struggle? The DPRWA is. We are the watch by which the rest of the nation walks,"
"Remember that."
The Advocate reached out to the Prime Minister's Office for comment but has yet to receive a reply.
More to come.
