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Sydney Swans Cautiously Decide Against Launching Into An Out-Of-Control Bender At An Extremely Indiscreet Venue In The Centre Of A Major City To Celebrate Round 24 Victory Over Mighty North Melbourne

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Swans have secured their second place on the AFL ladder this week, as the

Bloke With A Couple Days Left To Kill In Mackay Definitely Treating Himself To Some Northern Hogspitality Tonight

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia restored order to the cricketing universe and whipped Bangladesh inside two days, leaving

Local Girl Spends Sunday Night Calculating How Much She Spent On Beating Hangover

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Head noise is blaring in the mind of a local girl this evening as

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Moderate Liberal Unveils Economic Policy That Somehow Makes Full Blown Racism Look Like A Better Election Strategy

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The one bloke left in the Liberal Party that is meant to have his head screwed

Bush Rugby Club Dismantles Grand Final Opponents By Also Taking Out The Boat Race

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Celebrations are beginning to gather steam down at Oval No. 2 this afternoon as

Guy Who Recently Watched Bourdain Movie Starts Chucking Egg On Mi Goreng Again

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A man who watched the Anthony Bourdain biopic last week and has since restarted a brief

Word Of The Week: Feierabendbier (The Unique German Word For After-Work-Beer)

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After the huge success of The Betoota Advocate's word of the week making it

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Sturt's Desert Pea Loyalists Outraged As Flannel Flower Voted Australia's Favourite Wildflower

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT STOLEN ELECTION! Politicians and community leaders say that social cohesion is directly under threat, after a

Wife's 'Work Husband' Allegedly Gay But Knows The Second Test Starts Tomorrow In Mackay

INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Some lady's husband has been rattled this week after a visit to her

Bird Flu Vaccine Blamed For Death Of Young Healthy Pigeon That Got Fried On Power Lines

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The avian social media landscape is ablaze this afternoon, after misinfo surrounding the Bird Flu vaccine

Bloke Playing His Third Ever Round Of Golf With His Uncle Jerry's Clubs From The 70s Concludes Once Again That Golf Fucking Sucks

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The sound of an ancient nine iron being tomahawked into a gidgee tree broke

Report: Yeah, Probably Shouldn't Point To The NRL As A Shining Beacon Of Morality

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has weighed into the disturbing allegations surrounding the Sydney Swans AFL team.