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Some lady's husband has been rattled this week after a visit to her offices caused his brow to furrow and his arms to cross.
Down at the offices of LJ Hooker Betoota Heights, local man Damien Cutler went to drop off some gym clothes to his wife Shauna, who forgot them at the front door this morning.
He is well aware of who Johnno is, as Shauna talks about him ad nauseam when she's at home, telling Damien how funny and witty he is. Which prompted him to turn, about two weeks ago, and pout earnestly.
"So who's this cunt Johnno?" he asked Shauna.
She laughed.
"He's just started at the office, he came up from the French Quarter. All the girls are in love with him, he's a laugh-a-minute. So nice having someone like him in the office and not some brain-dead 19-year-old son of the partner's mate. Johnno is so funny," she said.
"But don't worry, he's gay."
Damien wasn't worrying because he looks at himself in the mirror each morning and sees a secure young bloke with the world at his feet, who lives in a nice new house with a hot wife and a leased Jeep Cherokee in the driveway. He's got life by the balls.
But as he dropped the gym clothes off today shortly after 1pm, Johnno said something that made the claim that he subscribes to that lifestyle much more difficult to believe.
"Hopefully we can roll these fucken Banglas in Mackay tomorrow," Johnno said to Damien as he was leaving.
"Hopefully Renshaw can tonne up, he fucken deserves it aye? Had a great Shield season."
Damien's eyes narrowed.
"Yeah," he said.
"We should smoke them this time. No mercy. Righto, see ya guys."
He sat in his leased Cherokee, eating a bag of cold microwave popcorn, stewing.
"How the fuck does he know about Test cricket in Mackay?" he wondered.
"Something's not adding up. There's no way he bowls from the Paddington End if he's across that. But he was having quiche for lunch. Fucken quiche eater."
More to come.