Canberra Raiders Fans Immediately Copy Norway's Rowing Chant Like They Did With Iceland’s Viking Clap
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Canberra Raiders fans are already taking notes on the next Scandinavian fan chant that they can
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There Are Approximately 7,159 Living Languages In Use Worldwide; Each Of Them Said "For Fuck's Sake" Overnight As Israel Breaks Ceasefire And Ruins It For Everyone
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The ceasefire was four hours old when the bombs started falling on Beirut. Israel
Historic Ceasefire Deal Now Has As Many Versions Of Events As Drunken Hen's Party Argument
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Less than a day after coming to terms on a historic ceasefire deal, the world is
Sorry, What Was The Point Of This Whole Thing Again?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the war in Iran enters its second devastating month, the world has once again been
Media Confirms War Crime Trial Will Be Treated As Left v Right Issue Rather Than A Legal One
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation's media class moved swiftly today to confirm that charges laid
Artemis II Spaceship Somehow Has Better Reception Than Vodafone User Sitting In Suburban Park
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local woman is trying to wrap her head around the fact that astronauts that are
Israel To Continue Attacking Lebanon Outside Ceasefire For Love Of The Game
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Israeli government has confirmed it will continue its military operations in Lebanon following
Traumatised Tigers Fan Just Knows World Will End Before They Make Finals
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Balmain man with a lifetime of PTSD has a sneaking suspicion that the world will divulge
Local Toddler Stubbornly Refuses To Acknowledge Daylight Savings Changes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young man from Geelong has today entered the 4th day of his war on Daylight
"Come To Papa" Cash-Strapped Bachelor Says To Heavily-Discounted Hot Cross Buns
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Bargains are to be had today at the Betoota Heights IGA and one local
Australia Faces Awkward Reckoning As National Hero Stands Accused Of Doing Things We Kind Of Expected He’d Be Doing
The country is today being forced to take a good, long hard look at itself this week. This comes after
Woman’s Suitcase From Long Weekend Spent Away To Stay Packed On Bedroom Floor For Weeks
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Sophie Hyer (28) returned home at around 9pm last night from a long weekend spent wine
Waiting For Neighbours To Put Bins Out Still The Most Reliable Way To Work Out Which Week It Is
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A Betoota family is falling back on a foolproof lifehack to ensure their bins go out