Gold Coast Run Club Secretly Changes Their Meeting Point After Ugly People Attempt To Join

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The Beach Club have today been forced into a last minute contingency plan, after a rather unfortunate occurrence.

The Gold Coast based run club have confirmed to The Advocate that they've had to secretly change their meet up location - following an existential threat.

The group who get together twice a week for a little 7k burner said that they had to make the call after a couple of 'uggos' turned up for the second time this week.

"Yeah, it just kind of fucked up the vibe," said one of run club organisers speaking under the condition of anonymity.

"Like we are a group of positive fun people who wanna meet up kick some goals and chill with our tribe."

"And like yeah, it's kinda hard to do that when some people who don't bring great vibes try and muscle in," continued the organiser of the club charged with the sexual energy of vapid surface deep level sexual chemistry that seeks an intimate encounter of a fleeting and momentarily comforting nature.

"Just do Park Run or something on a Saturday morning."

The 'uggos' in question, who are just normal looking people that don't spend every waking minute working on their physical aesthetic, spoke to The Advocate about the incident a short time ago.

"Yeah, we actually just came back a second time to give these people the benefit of the doubt."

"But they are actually pretty cringe algorithm rotten vessels."

"So we'll just go join the normal run club like 5 minutes down the road haha."