"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Brokeback Barnaby Proves He's Not Some Darlinghurst Diva And Books The Priscilla Suite At Mario's Palace In Broken Hill
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ever since jumping the fence six months ago, former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has faced
David Warner Says He Didn't Call An Uber Home Because No Drivers Ever Respect His Conversation Preference
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Test opener David Warner has told The Advocate this week that he didn&
"Lol, Enjoy Your Jab You Mindless Pigeons" Says Anti-Vaxxer Rainbow Lorikeet In Byron Hinterland
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A strong-minded lorikeet from the Northern Rivers town of Bangalow has today hit out at
Government Reveals Any One Who Wants To Opt Out Of Gambling Ads Only Needs To Head To Each Individual Sportsbetting Company's 'Head Offices' In Darwin, Spin Around 5 Times, Walk Ten Paces And Hand Over A Medical Certificate From A Doctor
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has today offered up some more information on its groundbreaking piece of gambling
Watch Out! Don't Step On The Government's New 'AdStop' Regime!
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government's pathetic gambling reforms look set to pass through Parliament this
Prime Minister Albanese Takes To Social Media To Finally Address The Melon Scandal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After weeks of cowering and avoiding accountability, Prime Minister Albanese is finally walking the coals. This
Brokeback Barnaby Buys A Tesla
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation's newest gay political icon has today made a stunning statement. Brokeback Barnaby,
Government's Gambling Advertising 'Opt Out' Scheme To Be Nearly As Effective As Teen Social Media Ban
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has today confirmed it's closing in on another landmark piece of
Government To Wait Until Cruise Ship Full Of Old Ducks Disembarks In Centre Of Sydney Before Rolling Out Bird Flu Lockdowns
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In strangely familiar scenes, Australia is currently in the midst of a scramble to enact public
One Nation Promise To Build More Bridges For People To Sleep Under After Blowing Their Super On Material Goods
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In response to uptown criticism of One Nation's new policy of letting
Report: Bring Back The Fat .....
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Cameron Smith, the champion Maroons and Storm number 9 has ruled himself out of the running
Cricket Fan Graciously Sums Up Bangladeshi Test Victory As Being Good For The Game
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Darwin man high on mid-strength Jim Beam cans has told this week