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In response to uptown criticism of One Nation's new policy of letting people raid their super, the upstart political organisation has this week answered their critics.
The orange people have argued people struggling to afford basic necessities like rent, groceries and other things should be able to get access to their superannuation savings and use them to survive.
Much of the criticism stems from what happens after the superannuation is gone, so today marks a response to that criticism from the party's figurehead Barnaby Joyce, who told this masthead that there are options for people who end up blowing their super on paying someone's mortgage, paying someone else's mortgage, or on other things.
"We will build more bridges," Joyce told The Advocate.
"That cocksucker Clancy Overell will end up under one, I will make sure of it. He will be sharing a sleeping bag with that Wendell Hussey as well. I can use that term now because according to my census answers, I'm a disabled homosexual with kidney disease and Chinese-Muslim heritage,"
"But it's beside the point, we are a party that trusts people to be grown ups. Grown ups won't raid their super to buy groceries. They won't be blowing it on potato gems, microwave popcorn and flavoured condoms. They're middle class things. No, they will be buying things they need. Like a flatscreen television to play GTA6 on. Well, most poor people have a flash television because it's cheaper than leaving the house, just existing in some outer-metro-hell-hole, places like Singleton and Ipswich, eating microwave cheese burgers and sucking on granny smith-flavoured condoms for dessert. It's no way to live and One Nation wants to help them."
Joyce then quickly outlined the party's bridge building policy, how much it'll cost and where the bridges will be. Much of the response is unfit to print.
More to come.
