"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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One Nation To Let Struggling Australians Access Super Early, Kids To Be Allowed Ice Cream For Breakfast
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The party demanding to be in charge of the country after the next election, has once
Wealthy Renters Flaunt Their Luxurious Lifestyle With ‘Living Room'
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An out of touch couple in Melbourne have continued to flaunt their lavish lifestyle with the
Never Ending Euro Heatwave Forces Spaniards To Push Back Dinner Even Later
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The never-ending European heatwave has forced Spaniards to push their already notoriously late dinners even
Local Woman Goes Jeans Shopping And Doesn’t Have A Break Down
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local Betoota woman has remarkably survived a shopping trip for new jeans without breaking down
Local Big Unit Yearns For Hero Status He Experienced As Back Anchor In Year 6 Tug Of War
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local big fella has once again caught himself day dreaming about the time his entire
Partner Who Finishes Brushing Their Teeth First Obviously Disgusting
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local girlfriend in Betoota has been certified gross after failing to be the last one
FFS: Housemate Sat In On One Episode And Now Thinks You’re Watching The Series ‘Together’
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Sometime last week, 24 year old Georgia Anderson began watching the popular American TV series ‘Suits’
Single Blokes Of Brisbane Furious As The Womanising Ekka Wood Choppers Roll Into Town
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The ruggedly good looking champions of Australia's oldest sport have arrived in Brisbane this
Brokeback Barnaby Thrilled As Sydney Housing Dip Allows Him To Snap Up A Cute Bolthole In Darlinghurst
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation's newest gay icon has had quite a nice win over the weekend.
Aussie TV Feeling Young And Exciting After All The Old Men Place Themselves In Vertical Screen Retirement
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Robert Irwin has received wide praise for his exceptional performance as the youngest ever host of
Birdsong Church Lobbies Government To Hold Off Avian Lockdown Until After Next Week’s Annual Conference
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation is on the precipice this week of another pandemic as the government
Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota