"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Brokeback Barnaby Pulls Into The Tamworth Hotel Looking As Camp As A Row Of Tents
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The bigots of North-West NSW have been put on notice this week. Anyone who takes
6 Significant News Stories The Australian Media Could Cover Instead Of Spending A Month Fixated On A Podcast Nobody's Heard Of
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation enters its fourth, arguably fifth week of carrying on about a stupid fucking
Veteran Tour Guide Delivers Weirdly Sexual Joke In The Middle Of The Day To Complete Silence
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Attendees of a walking tour in Amsterdam were left standing in silence after an aging tour
Australian Public Tells Liberal Staffers A Full Blown 'F-Bomb' Is Much More Honourable Than ‘Fricken’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The last 24 hours has seen a tectonic shift in the Australian news cycle. Firstly, the
Liberals Begin Long Road Back With Bold Policy That Will Definitely Win New Voters: Scrapping Super
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation's opposition (arguably) are finishing the week with a bang. The soon to
New Victorian Premier Faces Pressure To Make WFH Permanent Because As Much As Melbourne Carries On About How Bad Lockdown Was They Actually Don't Wanna Return To Real World
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The newly sworn in Victorian Premier has delayed the state’s work-from-home reforms until
Barnaby Announces Newfound Love For Jungle Juice Following Messy Night Out With Troye Sivan
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Friends and family of brokeback Barnaby are expressing concern after a wild night out with popstar
Holiday Beach Day Concluded Nicely With 1 Hour Of Phone Time Back At The Hotel
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT After months of meticulous planning, Google spreadsheets, saved Tik Tok videos, planned Instagram dumps and many
NSW Labor In Damage Control As Wardrobe Malfunction Reveals Chris Minns' Red Hot Chili Peppers Tattoo
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT NSW Labor is in damage control after an accidental wardrobe malfunction revealed Chris Minns' Gen
Local Introvert Makes Sure To Maintain Friendship Circle By Attending At least 1 Out Of 5 Social Outings
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man who has declined the last four invites to social gatherings has been forced
Local Woman Who Thought She Was Getting In Early Only Slightly Surprised 2 Hour Domestic Flight Home For Christmas Is Going To Cost Her $1750
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A woman in Betoota’s french quarter has made no effort to feign shock after discovering
Quick Access From Bankstown To The City From New Metro To Birth 'The Area Hipster'
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Seen as far too much of a commute by Sydney’s inner-city residents, who consider