Can We Just Let Alan Kohler Or Someone Do A Celebrity Budget Next Year?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A radical solution to a major fiscal problem has been floated this week, on the eve
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Angus Taylor Not Sure If He Should Put Hastie In Charge Of Slashing NDIS Or Running Cruel Offshore Detention Centres
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The newest leader of the Federal Opposition is expected to announce his exciting new shadow ministry
Australia's T20 Slump Blamed On Travis Head's New Obsession With Sri Lankan Stilt Fishing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Cricket team is doing a few minutes of soul searching this week, after a
RETRACTION: Crowded House Are Not "Boomer Wiggles" As Reported By The Betoota Advocate In 2024
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Board and Editorial Executive of The Betoota Advocate formally retract statements published in a 2024
Local Gweilo Gets Into Spirit Of Chinese New Year By Saying ‘Ni Hao!’ To Cantonese Yum Cha Waiter
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Betoota's most worldly fleet logistics managers has today decided to join in
Opportunistic Outer Metro Furniture Salesman Considers Joining One Nation, Getting Elected To Parliament, Immediately Leaving The Party And Sitting As An Independent, As Is Tradition
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights furniture salesman is genuinely considering joining One Nation this week for quite selfish
Senator Paterson Insists Taylor Won't Be Like Last 4 Liberal Leaders That He Later Told The ABC He Never Had Confidence In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 'realignment' of the Federal Liberal Party is underway apparently, according to last night&
Tradie Can Come Do That Job For Like 4 Times What It's Worth, At Some Point, When He Fucking Feels Like It - Take It Or Leave It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights chippy has today served up a nice dose of reality to a French
Sussan Skips Town And Joins Camp Out The Back Of Mungo
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Opposition Leader Sussan Ley has reportedly joined a station camp someone out near Mungo National
Liberals Shift Back Towards The Centre As Taylor Bravely Abandons Party's Key Witch-Ducking Policy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT TOUGH CALL BUT THE RIGHT ONE: With a shadow cabinet reshuffle yet to take place, Australians
Satan Personally Reserves Space In Hell For Man Who Sold A 2016 Holden Cruze To Single Mum
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There are crimes of passion. There are crimes of greed. And then there is the quiet,
Struggling Winter Olympics Minnow Nation Surprises With First Gold Medal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "It's Cool Runnings all over again!" That's the joyful sentiment
I Reckon I Could Do That Says Man Watching Winter Olympics, Who Probably Could
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man from Betoota Heights has this week found himself pondering a career change. Aaron