"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Experts Struggle To Explain Why Gen-Z Drinks Less Than Generation That Grew Up With This Music
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Experts around the world are still hard at work trying to understand why Gen Z drinks
New Swimmer Humbled By 84-Year-Old Lady Effortlessly Overtaking Him With Flawless Tumbleturns
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man who hates running but wants to lose some weight has been absolutely humbled
Flight Attendants Walking Through Airport Offer Same Vibe As Game 3 Joey Walking Down The Tunnel
JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT A group of flight attendants have been spotted walking through the terminal at Betoota airport this
"I'm Not Putting That Shit In My Body" Declares Local Cockatiel That Has Done Its Own Research On Bird Flu Vaccine
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local cockatiel has this week told society that it will not be taking
6 Months After Jumping The Fence To Australia's Gayest Party, Brokeback Barnaby Now Has Incredible Calves
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Barnaby Joyce is living his best life, it has been confirmed. Not only has he cut
As Winter Concludes, Car Boot Is Treated To Another Bin Bag Full Of Clothes That Will Never Be Donated
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT With the end of winter finally in sight, hundreds of women in and around Betoota have
Local Boy Jake Weatherald Shows Teammates How It's Done In Darwin And Tucks Into A Prawn Laksa At Lunch
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It may be 32 degrees in Darwin today but that won't stop the locals
One Nation MP David Farley Tells Reporters You're Not A Man 'Till You've Had A Man
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Member for Farrer David Farley has echoed the sentiments this week of his lower
After Flying Into Darwin, Aussie Cricket Fan Has His Mind Blown By Stadium Bar At Marrara Oval
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia has won the toss and is now batting first against Bangladesh in the first test
Barnaby Joyce Comforts Malcolm Roberts As He Struggles To Accept They Are 'The Gayest Party In Australia'
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The former deputy Prime Minister of Australia is today doing his best to smooth over the
"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
Albanese Says 'Melons' Remark Taken Out Of Context Despite Crude Motorboating Gesture, Barking, Panting
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has not been able to shake this week's scandal